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@onlydanno Bang!
@onlydanno To quote ABOFAL on (similarly) TV censorship: You can take the jar out of the cupboard, but there is still the jar of marmalade.
@stephenfry Digg? Are you sure you're not overloading yourself with too much blog-type things?
@stephenfry Funny, that it's masochism at the gym, but self-defeat at the press. Dislike for journalism stems from vulnerability?
@KingsEngDept But Cory Calhoun's anagram on the first 2 lines of 'To be or not to be' remains the best. http://is.gd/vFwo
@KingsEngDept 'The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark' == 'O! Phantom reflected my dear father, king.'
@onlydanno Not really. Fart does contain a minuscule percentage of ignition gases, but it doesn't produce a spark.
@stephenfry Please dont be vexed. It's widely understood that Poland and Russia are legitimate Russian Reversals. As are Russia and Mustard.
@onlydanno Which is all the most common and therefore not a problem but a curse: We need a bonfire and a witch.
@KingsEngDept I'd rather a convicted criminal be killed than the audience be raped by someone along the name of Sir Webber.
@eddieizzard Which, of course, reminds us that Jesus has long learnt the secret to a successful modern homosexual: Versatility.
@KingsEngDept Two Look at Two?