Matt Wolf @wolfrumson
Joined September 2016-
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@drewmorgcomedy My first earthquake happened while I was asleep. I legit thought demons were shaking my bed.
@GutterBumpkin Need a candidate that'll piss off all the sexist assholes? Elizabeth Warren is the man for that.
@PhilosophyTube Fuck yeah, bro. Drunk tweet like a boss.
@CoreyRForrester Easily the best example of the vapid nature of twitter. I love it.
@kellyo101 @Jacopo_della_Q @benandjerrys @quirkbooks I was desperately trying to think of a play on infinite jest, but alas.
@JasonIsbell hey Jason... Thank you for your music, man. I know you're some stranger I'll never meet, but you've legit helped me through your songs. So thanks.
@Jacopo_della_Q I keep the bullet that almost got me. I'd like to write a song about it one day. I'm just not a great lyricist.
@Jacopo_della_Q And when he opened the freezer door, he saw... She even took the ice cube trays.
@GutterBumpkin @CoreyRForrester @satanic_temple_ Bruh... I'm a member, and I would fucking love to be married by you. But, you know, I'm not gay. Or fixing to get married.
@drewmorgcomedy @CoreyRForrester @omgjacquiebee Tom's got that crazy strength. He's all focus. No contest.
@drewmorgcomedy Fuck yeah, man. That's awesome!
@drewmorgcomedy A country boy can survive. The city friend in the song got killed.
@YTCreators @DrkSydeB is awesome. From Vermont.
@PhilosophyTube @AliceAvizandum I'm literally from Texas, and I don't own cowboy boots. I do have some nice biker boots though.
@drewmorgcomedy @CoreyRForrester @traecrowder
@CoreyRForrester Don't eat anything from a convenience store. Do as I say, not as I do.
@PhilosophyTube @NichSmith "Actually smart enough to justify his accent."
@seriouspod Bro, I love you, but this is a truly unhelpful thing to say. Joe Biden sucks for a lot of reasons. Being an old white man isn't one of them.
@Jacopo_della_Q Lock me in that room. I'll kill that thing so hard it's whole species will tremble in fear.
Gul Dukat @realGulDukat
41K Followers 4K Following 45th & 47th President of the Federation @[email protected] https://t.co/MLm9f1PSLB #MakeCardassiaGreatAgain #DS9 #StarTrek
Jacopo della Quercia @Jacopo_della_Q
102K Followers 26K Following Pre-Musk @verified | Pre-Musk scholar @HumanitiesNY | Author of several books, including 'Choose Your Own Adventure: At the Mountains of Madness,' on sale now!
Seth Andrews @SethAndrewsTTA
65K Followers 1K Following Video producer. Host of @ThinkingAtheist and https://t.co/oWbeCUwH4p. FIND ME at https://t.co/wIvuzzKKYl
Michael Swaim went to... @SWAIM_CORP
54K Followers 882 Following Guy from Cracked, IGN, Small Beans. No more posts here. https://t.co/RjxVki1HFI
Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd
59K Followers 1K Following Writer at @AmericanDadTBS. 1/2 of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel. Formerly at Cracked.
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
443K Followers 18K Following NYT Bestseller SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND HATE is on sale now: https://t.co/XbtzcVco4J.
Corey Ryan Forrester ... @CoreyRForrester
178K Followers 5K Following writer @ https://t.co/mfwfWwI8xn . One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]
Scott Rea @ScottReaProject
5K Followers 1K Following Author*Award Winning Butcher*Cook*Game Hero*Maverick*Youtube Creator @ TheScottReaProject....Likes Sharp Things..
NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld
691K Followers 2 Following #HOLDTHELINE #BlackLivesMatter #BlockTheTrolls The Original Alt National Park Service Resistance account handed down from the Elders
Thomas Smith @seriouspod
10K Followers 88 Following Podcast Mogul (tm) creator/co-host of Serious Inquiries Only Dear Old Dads Where There's Woke Opening Arguments @openargs
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Trae Crowder @traecrowder
350K Followers 2K Following Comedian, renowned blood traitor, etc. https://t.co/L53WJP0vNx
أبو عمّار @MaajidNawaz
476K Followers 787 Following resisting the democratisation of truth - nolite te bastardes carborundorum
Angry Black Rant @angryblackrant
2K Followers 110 Following A podcast covering religion, social issues, current events, and anything worth covering… which will be seen through the eyes of an Angry, Black, Ranter
Thomas Smith @TandtheB
5K Followers 57 Following I have MANY famous podcasts, (Serious Inquiries Only, Opening Arguments, Comedy Shoeshine just to name all of them) but I'm also famous for nothing else.
Heath Enwright @HeathEnwright
9K Followers 85 Following God Awful Movies -- The Scathing Atheist -- The Skepticrat -- Citation Needed -- D&D Minus @heathenwright.bsky.social
ScathingAtheist @Noah_Lugeons
13K Followers 346 Following @[email protected] if you're bailing on this shitshow.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.8M Followers 486 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
CIA @CIA
3.8M Followers 56 Following We are the Nation's first line of defense. We accomplish what others cannot accomplish and go where others cannot go. https://t.co/yhjtYvG98h
NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem
3.0M Followers 140 Following Join us as we explore the worlds of our solar system.
Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield
2.1M Followers 211 Following Astronaut, back on Earth after 3 spaceflights. For events and media, please write to [email protected] Order books at https://t.co/Y7p3sa0MX3
Daily Atheism @AtheistQ
75K Followers 60 Following I like to post quotes and images about religion and atheism. All religions suffer the same problem; Lack of evidence and proof of any sort.
BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking
50.2M Followers 3 Following Breaking news alerts and updates from the BBC. For news, features, analysis follow @BBCWorld (international) or @BBCNews (UK). Latest sport news @BBCSport.
JORGE RAMOS @jorgeramosnews
3.5M Followers 218 Following Inmigrante y periodista independiente ——Immigrant and independent journalist.
American Atheists @AmericanAtheist
120K Followers 658 Following Breaking down barriers. Ending stigma. Promoting understanding. Fighting for church-state separation. Representing atheists in America.
The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
22.6M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse
10.7M Followers 221 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
NASA JPL @NASAJPL
3.7M Followers 129 Following The Jet Propulsion Laboratory advances science and discovery through NASA robotic missions exploring Earth, the solar system, and the universe.
Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta
105K Followers 258 Following Jeopardy! champ. Waiting for Survivor to call me back. Writer. YouTuber. Podcaster. Send me story tips: [email protected]. https://t.co/a8U9iKt0LP
NASA Astronomy Pictur... @apod
1.3M Followers 25 Following Each day a different image of our universe along with a brief explanation.
Larry King @kingsthings
2.1M Followers 832 Following Love suspenders & interviewing people. Watch #LarryKingNow & #PoliticKING. Airs Monday, Wednesday and Friday on @Hulu and @OraTV. Go Dodgers! ⚾️
Department of State @StateDept
6.8M Followers 410 Following Leading U.S. foreign policy and American diplomacy since 1789. For all Department accounts: https://t.co/VpbtF1M8HK
SpaceX @SpaceX
41.9M Followers 127 Following SpaceX designs, manufactures and launches the world’s most advanced rockets and spacecraft
HuffPost @HuffPost
9.9M Followers 5K Following 🚨 The Huffington Post: Fair and fearless reporting since 2005. 🚨 Got a scoop? Send us news tips here 🔍 https://t.co/LnjAnKZAoz
BBC News (World) @BBCWorld
42.3M Followers 17 Following News, features and analysis from the World's newsroom. Breaking news, follow @BBCBreaking. UK news, @BBCNews. Latest sports news @BBCSport
CERN @CERN
2.4M Followers 447 Following CERN is the European laboratory for particle physics, home to the #LHC. — All media © CERN, human-generated unless otherwise stated. French: @CERN_FR
Department of War �... @DeptofWar
7.6M Followers 642 Following Official U.S. Department of War X account.
The New York Times @nytimes
53.9M Followers 847 Following We seek the truth and help people understand the world. Not a subscriber? Your first month is now free in our app. https://t.co/e2FWJZOvXDYou might like
