Woodrow Smith @wooody2004
Life in Jet Town Aspiring songwriter, except I've been aspiring for a looongass time. Seattle Joined July 2009-
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According to SCOTUS, Dark Brandon could strap tRump to a chair with his eyes forced open to watch Barron’s graduation and Biden would still get total immunity. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt or just pro family #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpForPrison2024
According to SCOTUS, Biden can tie tRump up, douse him with gasoline, and then dance around him to Stuck in the Middle With You while threatening him with a straight razor and still receive total immunity. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt or maybe just suggestive #TrumpIsACriminal
The Onion headline According to the Supreme Court, Biden could knock tRump out, tie him and Mitch McConnell to chairs with a red Maga ball gags, and get the gimp, and still have total immunity. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt or maybe they have the right idea #TrumpIsACriminal
The Onion headline According to the Supreme Court, Biden can throw tRump into Guantanamo and deprive him of food except for cockmeat sandwiches like Harold and Kumar and he would have total immunity. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt or maybe not so much
The Onion headline According to the Supreme Court, Biden could march tRump down Fifth Avenue, shoot him, and he would have total immunity. #SCOTUSIsCorrupt
Deep Cuts Clash feat. Don Jr Daddy was a terrorist But he never groped nobody He just loved to live that way And he loved to steal your money Immunity #TrumpIsACriminal
The Onion headline We Love tRump so instead of throwing him into prison can we throw him into an insane asylum instead? Preferably like Morehouse. Moscow Mitch McConnell and Ginnie Thomas could be his cellmates/co-conspiritors. #TrumpIsACriminal
The Onion headline Jack Smith say We Love Trump except when he’s shooting everyone on Fifth Avenue, raping E Jean Carroll and groping Judy Garland. #TrumpIsACriminal
Dr. Hooker When you're in love with a beautiful porn star, u watch her eyes When you're in love with a beautiful porn star, u look for lies 'Cause everybody tempts her Everybody tells her she's the most beautiful woman they know #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #TrumpIsACriminal
Mike MacDonald 2024 I keep forgetting trumps not president anymore I keep forgetting things will never be the same again I keep forgetting how Biden made that so clear I keep forgetting Every time tRumps near ##TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpTrials #TrumpIsACriminal
Paul McCartney You want a love to last forever One that will never fade away I want to help you with your problem Stick around, I say LOCK HIM UP ooh Lock him up yeah LOCK HIM UP like a flower LOCK HIM UP #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpTrials #TrumpIsACriminal
Mike MacDonald 2024 He came from somewhere back in their long ago The demential fool can’t see Trying hard to recreate What has yet to be created once in their lives What a #MAGAt believes he sees No wise man has the power #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpTrials #TrumpIsACriminal
Roseanne Barr claims she got Sticky Fingers from Dark Brandon in a Trump Tower dressing room. Judge Cannon allows evidence proving that tRump was wearing a Biden mask. LOCK HIM UP #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpTrials #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
At the #TrumpSmellsLikeAss Trial of the Century The Trump Tower Doorman testified that tRump fathered an illegitimate daughter by an undocumented immigrant. tRump defense team countered with “And pray tell, what did the Doorman say?” #TrumpTrials #TrumpIsACriminal
Dark Brandon to tRump and Roseanne Barr Bleach won’t kill Covid but it might remove those Dark Skidmarks. #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #TrumpTrials
Manson could be out murdering starlets today and still when people see LOCk HIM UP trending, they know it refers to trump. #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpTrials #TrumpSmellsLikeAss Marilyn Manson smells like children
Day 2 of the #TrumpSmellsLikeAss Trial of the Century No family showed up in court to support tRump, except Melania was outside hawking $245 Mothers Day necklaces. Despite tRump’s pleas for protesters, there were no crowds of #MAGAts setting their pants on fire. #TrumpTrials
From the 1978 musical Greasy Ones #TrumpSmellsLikeAss is the word that you heard It’s got a groove, it’s repelling #TrumpSmellsLikeAss is the place is the motion tRump is the thing we are smelling #TrumpTrial
Let’s try Motown Set me free why don’t you #TrumpSmellsLikeAss Get out of my life why don’t you #TrumpSmellsLikeAss You don’t really want me You just keep me hanging on Why do you keep coming around playing with my heart? Why don’t you get out of my life #SundayFunday
Let’s try Country All tRump’s exes know #TrumpSmellsLikeAss es And tRump’s asses is a place I avoid faithfully All tRump’s exes know #TrumpSmellsLikeAss es That’s why he hangs his hat in Tallahassee
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Forget a New York Times interview. Who else wants to see President Joe Biden aka Dark Brandon show up for the cold open or Weekend Update on SNL Saturday Night Live?
Who else here wants immunity from seeing this balding, utterly miserable piece of shit on their TL (timeline) everyday? 🖐🏾
🚨BUSTED: Donald Trump has made a HUGE issue every day about having to spend his days in court, at the election interference criminal trial in New York City, instead of campaigning around the country. So you'd think on his day off from court, Wednesday, he would use that…
I keep seeing this stupid dress photo. And although it is funny, it is not real. This is a photoshopped photo from my 2018 appearance on The View. It is scary how gullible a lot of people are because I'm not in NYC and haven't been to court yet. I've been directing a TV show in…
@beeple @StormyDaniels @realDonaldTrump Her dress into court the other day???
#TrumpTrial #TrumpIsACriminal #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal The Trump Trial is an Election Interference Trial, not a Hush Money Trial
“That wasn’t me, it was you.” Trump denies farting in court.
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"Does Trump fart in court?" should be the next "Does a bear shit in the woods?" or "Is the Pope catholic?" #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
Do you remember that Trump smells like ass was trending for weeks from Christmas and into January. I do. 😂😂 #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
We should airdrop Trump in Ukraine. Half the Russian soldiers will suffocate from the stench; the other half will run back to Russia. #TrumpStinks #TrumpSmells #TrumpSmellsLikeAss #CryBabyTrump
Beans Beans, the magical fruit! The more lard ass eats, the more he toots! 💨💨 #TrumpSmellsLikeAss
Worse yet, Mr Trump's faking it. Nobody said he can't attend Barron's graduation. But he was never planning to go in the first place. (He failed to attend all of the other kids' graduations. He's just as respectful and supportive of their achievements as he is of war memorials.)
Trump is mad that he can't attend the graduation of the son Melania was pregnant with when he cheated on her with a witness in his criminal trial.
trump gets all pissed off and throws ketchup when he’s addressed as “Mr. trump” and not “President trump.” Hell, “Mr. trump” is still way too respectful. I refer to him as “trump,” all lower case. Unless I call him “Assface” and everyone still knows I’m talking about him.
Dear Donnie, when Stormy is on the stand, you can hold your hands together and close your eyes; then everyone will think you're praying, not that you are filling your Depends in fear over looking at her. Cheers.
trial starts Monday-expect next six weeks to be maga twatters twatting 24/7 non stop.
Hey FRIENDS! I am a PROUD DEMOCRAT that is supporting PRESIDENT BIDEN and DEMOCRATS NATION WIDE! ARE you with ME? Let's prove to MAGA we are powerful TOO! YES OR NO🙏🏾💙🇺🇲🌈
@wooody2004 Yeah, our feelings say what's true and anybody that says otherwise is a Putin puppet. Trump also wants concentration camps and to sterilize Puerto Ricans. In fact, I let our insurrection conspiracy theory bother me so much that I turned into a puke sprinkler
@wooody2004 I invented a Time Machine and posted an ad. “For sale - Time Machine. Buy it today. Get it yesterday.” I had two inquiries from two men OJ & DT. I thought both sound like utter fools (time machines don’t exist and would never work) so I sold it to both of them & doubled my money.
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