Worst Code Ever @worstcodeever
Dedicated to the proposition that some people should never be allowed to write software. Joined July 2010-
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The hardest part of building a @magento module is their cryptic, undocumented configuration
@magento is a project that never had a feature request they didn't implement
Also, don't bother documenting how to add external JavaScript. Nobody ever does that @magento
Way to provide sample data without an admin login @magento
@magento - Where the native redirect loses session variables, but good ol' header() does the trick.
1. Create a configuration based MVC. 2. Never document the configuration. 3. Release as a complete project. Way to go @magento
.NET is great if you want to only ever use Windows to develop your site and overpay for hosting.
Make your email templates in some weird language and then don't document it. Way to go @magento
Controllers are irresponsible. Better to let a block control sending data between the controller and the view. #magento
Nobody will ever search for your class name, so don't bother documenting them. #magento
This is a perfectly valid reason for using your crazy extension instead of just hard coding the JavaScript include. i.imgur.com/m5evBkL.png
Also, be sure to use confusing XML files to determine what external code shows up instead of just putting it in the template file. #magento
If you're writing a framework, be sure to force people to download an extension so they can reference external JavaScript files. #magento
When in doubt, loop over the array. Even if you don't actually repeat operations. To ensure the operations are done properly.
Let's instantiate variables called $fruit_name for no apparent reason. i.imgur.com/Nyw9UtY.png
You can have good code or proper indentation but not both.
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