Worst First Date @worstfirstdate_
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My date told me, "you're the kind of girl guys want to marry, but I want to have fun with the pretty ones first."
At the end of the night, he leaned in for a kiss and whispered, "Don't be scared if my tooth falls out."
I picked him up from the grocery store. On the way to the movies we got pulled over by the cops. He robbed the grocery store.
We went to a fancy restaurant. My date ordered and ate the most expensive stuff on the menu. He went to wash his hands and never returned.
While at dinner, date looks at me and says, "If you just lose 10lbs, you would be a ten." I asked for dessert.
He brought me to his house before the date because I had to meet his cats. If the cats didn't approve, it was a no-go.
He brought me to his house before the date because I had to meet his cats. If he cats don't approve, it was a no-go.
Went to WalMart. He gave me fake flowers. Said, "If you want to keep them, they are $1.99 at the register."
My date was complaining about me on Facebook while at the table. I found out because she accidentally tagged me in the post.
I told my date I didn't eat gluten. He grabbed my hand, put it on his crotch and said, "This dick is gluten free!"
My date had angel wing tattoos on his arms and showed me a photo album titled "My Best Friend" with pictures of his cat only.
He looked me up and down and said, "You'd look like a model if you lost some weight."
Took a girl out to karaoke & she sang "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston. Before it she told the crowd "this is for my ex!"
He took me to a restaurant where his ex was a waitress. He burst into tears and started begging her to take him back.
She showed up with 5 kids she was babysitting. There weren't enough seats, so I had to sit at a different table.
She texted me, "I MISS YOU!!!" when I went to the bathroom. It was our first (and last) date.
He paid for dinner with three different gift cards.
My blind date asked me if I was pregnant. When I said, "No," he asked me if I wanted to be.
Took this girl on a date and we starting talking about our families. Turns out she was my cousin I never met.
My date told me I was perfect, but I was a little too short, a little too nice, and a little too old for her.
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