Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case

stjude.org/donate/pm.html… Grand Rapids, MI Joined February 2010

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Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case

a week ago

@BeauDanon @Lions 2019 Russell Wilson

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Mike Bartner @MikeBartner

a week ago

One candidate called out Illitch directly while the other one had some ChatGPT response glazing the org…. Great boots on the ground journalism.

Jake @313Hockey

a week ago

I reached out to Michigan Senate candidates Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers for their thoughts on the Detroit Red Wings. Here's what they had to say: octopusthrower.com/what-each-mich…

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Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case

2 weeks ago

@GMiddySports Hell yeah then we can be bad on offense and defense

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Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case

3 weeks ago

@DetroitOnLion Hey man was there any bad news? Or was it just all good things?

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BREAKING: White House lawyers are warning that if a blue wave occurs in the midterms, the stress of being investigated, impeached, and turned into a lame duck on the global stage could give Donald Trump a heart attack or stroke.

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⚚ @newtankdriver

4 weeks ago

Nigga you ever took a nap for dinner? You don't know about struggle

Redd @ReddCinema

4 weeks ago

The stages of the struggle…

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Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx

2 months ago

he was an alcoholic serial cheater who created a fake serial killer that ended up getting a real person killed and he’s the best representation cops get on that show, definitely copaganda i guess

Ocho (Saints and LSU 🫩) @OchoReacts

2 months ago

Maybe McNulty was propaganda because he was sympathetic but besides that there wasn’t a single competent or redeemable police officer in that show

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Degen CPA @drewvento

2 months ago

It was a tallboy that had 12% alcohol and 156mg of caffeine per can. We would drink two of them, vomit different colors of the rainbow, and then black out, as was the style at the time.

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Turtle of Enormous Girth @worthless_case

2 months ago

Detroit sports fan so I know your Minnesota pain, but I still can't believe the twins franchise has turned into the 2026 tigers @mrhurriicane

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no context college football @nocontextcfb

3 months ago

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Curiosity @MAstronomers

3 months ago

This is a Rocky appreciation post. That’s it. Love for Rocky.

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POLKSOSA @polksosa1

3 months ago

I’ve been incredibly negative on the TL about College Football 27, on the first day I stated we went backwards and here is why. QB- Takes FOREVER with hot route animations and we are penalized for snapping the ball under 5 seconds, have a WIDE open wide receiver and just flat out miss the throw either a red or throws it low and it’s an interception. QBs are STILL able to throw out of a sack at a high rate, no wr open but if they press a button right before getting sacked it’s an incompletion WR/RB/TE- yall took every man beating route from us, but made man the greatest it’s ever been. There is not a single man beating route on the route tree, on top of that if my receiver does win a route, what I press to catch the ball does not matter. I press square to RAC catch and my wr jumps in the air and is tackled from behind or drops the ball from an animation. OL- 4-5 instant pancakes by the OL on a run play makes run defense impossible, if my user is on the ground every play what am I supposed to do? Base/Empty has no effect on how they block In pass pro, if I’m on base my RB watches an extra defender come right pass him. LG/RG barely touch defenders on stunts and allow them to come right by. You can run aggressive blocking and go games with out getting a holding penalty. DL- Defensive lineman are hurdling the OL that dive at their ankles at the snap. Who asked for this. QB contains are a wasted adjustment again, THEY DONT WORK Its only gonna get worse as QBs get faster. DB- why are my zones randomly matching? If I come out in a non match play or cancel the match there should never be a case where my zones are matching. Also why are my DBs lining up in a cover 3 look if I’m in cover 2 or have a cover 2 shell???? -wear and tear - who actually asked for this???????? Like who asked for this, one cut stick and my 1.5 million RB and QB are out? -We have no run defense -we can’t pass the ball -we can’t catch the ball -we can’t use the features yall put in the game -we can’t catch picks -there is no punishment Positives- We have hanging mouthpieces and alternate jerseys !

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Hunter Biden @HunterBiden

3 months ago

We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago. Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium. The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil. The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said. Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule. The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years. But sure. My paintings.

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Kaze @Evren_sszn

3 months ago

just found out that if your extra sleepy when you're around your partner it means you're chemically bonded. your body releases hormones like serotonin and dopamine when you're together, which makes you more sleepy? that's the sweetest shi i've ever heard