incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

junoverse & occasionally second citadel incorrect quotes! // ia carte blanche Joined September 2020

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percy @MrAudioDrama

4 years ago

@thepenumbrapod Extremely disappointed to put it lightly. This decision is going to alienate so many of the fans of color and trans fans that thought they were welcome in the space you cultivate around inclusivity and diversity. Reconsider.

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

rita, seeing nureyev trying to cook: wow, mistah ransom! you can cook? nureyev: i made stew once juno: he did, it was very good rita: really? juno: don't make me lie twice

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

nureyev: i never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the rear vespa: that still leaves a 30% chance that they'll attack you from the front nureyev: yeah but it will be easier to stop. i can block the blow or even counter– vespa: [jabs nureyev in the stomach]

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? juno: i'm uncooperative interviewer: give me an example juno: no

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

juno: alright, new plan is no plan! we wing it! it probably won’t work but i said it with a lot of confidence!

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

[young vesbud] vespa: so will you go on a date with me? buddy: give me some time to think about it [half an hour later] buddy: i have thought long and hard about it and i have decided that yes, i will marry you

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

juno: nobody cares about me rita: are you sure? juno: yeah i'm– rita, aggressively pointing at herself: are. you. sure?

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

nureyev: do you know the password to vespa's computer? jet: fuck you ransom nureyev: pardon? jet: no, you misunderstood. the password is "fuckyouransom" nureyev: i see nureyev: no numbers? not very safe

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

jet: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them rita: this is the most threatening way i’ve ever been cheered up

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

juno: you met me yesterday nureyev: yes, and i would die for you. next question.

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4 years ago

juno: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel rita: an optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel!! nureyev: a realist sees a freight train jet: the train driver sees three idiots standing on the train tracks

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

jet: if there are trees, you aren't alone juno: i can't tell if that was supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

buddy, sighing: i hope you’re not going to do anything stupid, juno juno: i hope you’re not hoping too hard!!

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

juno: it must be hard not being able to laugh vespa: what? i do have a sense of humor you know juno: i’ve never heard you laugh before vespa: i’ve never heard you say anything funny before

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

vespa, holding out a knife and looking away: here take this rita, physically vibrating as she takes it: i like this a normal amount

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incorrect penumbra podcast @wrongpenumbra

4 years ago

[man in glass pt. 1] buddy: i spy with my little eye, something that starts with an ‘s’ rita: salt? sand? juno and nureyev: [staring at each other from a distance] rita: sexual tension? buddy: precisely