incorrect space force @wrongspaceforce

incorrect quotes from @realspaceforce! please don’t dm, it makes me nervous :’) -any pronouns- very inconsistent tweets Joined June 2020

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4 years ago

chan: what if we inverted our initials? caifang khan tony: sony tcarapiducci brad: grad bregory angela: angela al—you know what, this is stupid

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4 years ago

xyler: you spent all our funding on THIS?? chan, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: they live outside. they need this

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4 years ago

Here are links to support/donate to Ukraine 🇺🇦 savelife.in.ua/en/donate/ - “Come Back Alive” fund armysos.com.ua/pomoch-armii - “Army SOS” fund facebook.com/15544904848358… - fundraising for the medical battalion "Hospitalieri" facebook.com/groups/Myrotvo… - "Peacemakers of Ukraine" fund

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4 years ago

tony: we’re out of candy. chan: already? there’s only been like three trick-or-treaters. tony: yeah but one little girl told me she loved me so i gave her everything

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4 years ago

tony: hey, wanna hear a joke? chan: sure tony: a girl goes to buy a snake and there's a sign on the snake tank that says "3.14 feet”. and then she says— chan: it's a pi-thon tony, wiping "snakes don't have feet" off of his hand: haha, yeah...

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4 years ago

angela: date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. chan: if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky, they will be indefinitely removed from my life.

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4 years ago

tony, standing with his back turned: i’ve been expecting you, chan. chan: how did you do that without turning around? tony: to be honest the first couple of people i said that to were not you

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4 years ago

angela: how did you guys get arrested? chan: an officer came up to our car and said “papers?” and tony said “scissors” and drove off

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4 years ago

chan: i wish you would just admit that you made a mistake. tony, stirring his tea: i prefer it with salt

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4 years ago

chan: i want to hear those three little words from you. tony: i love you! chan: that's sweet, but try again. tony: fine. i will behave

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4 years ago

tony: please just help me! chan: got two words for you. tony: i bet they won't be helpful. chan: your problem. tony: i was right

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4 years ago

chan, exasperated: the sign says to only take one tony, hands full of free restaurant mints: this is hell's territory and i am beholden to no gods

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4 years ago

[on the phone] chan: tony, we need to know where you are. tell us your surroundings. tony: i see a cloud that looks like a lion! chan: can you be more specific? tony: simba

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4 years ago

tony: i threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back. chan: so? tony: so now i live in constant fear.

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4 years ago

tony: i lost chan. angela: how did you LOSE chan? tony: in my defence, he is very small.

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4 years ago

tony: the new office policy means i can’t have wheels on my heelies. i feel like an angel without wings. tony: i have to walk down the halls like a peasant and i. am. LIVID.