LIKE A BOSS @xFeaturedx
Follow me and I'll teach you how to be a boss. Joined February 2013-
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You text me, I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement cause 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response.
I had a dream that I killed all the shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust.
So you say I'm a bad cook? Well you obviously never tried my cereal.
I'm the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study.
A while ago Life gave me lemons, I made the best lemonade.
My Life, my business, not yours. Understand that shit people.
I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?" I replied, "Hello?"
There's nothing worse than realizing Monday is tomorrow.
You can either agree with me, or be wrong.
What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
If something bad happens to you and you ask 'why me?' Don't say that. Instead, challenge it and say 'try me!'
Karma takes too long to happen. I'd rather beat the shit out of you now.
I wish life had a rewind–the-weekend button.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
RIP Channing Tatum 4/26/80 - 3/20/13 at 6:20am PST in a car crash in LA. It has been confirmed pic.x.com/cgDqRD1fQm
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