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this is what playing balatro feels like

they got me hitting the turnpike at rush hour. casting stones out of glass houses, crying over spilt milk

the lion does not concern himself with the growing number of doomer and redpill videos in his Instagram algorithm the lion can only hit "not interested" so many times before he uninstalls

raising my spear to the sky. muttering an incantation and shit. battling my enemies with the power of Zeus. being whisked away by divine mist, this shit never ends

cratshing my car into the telephone "pole" and by "car", i mean 2017 nissan rogue

alas, "blood", thy feeble attempts at eliciting the crashing out of my emotions hath been thwarted by mine own joy

smokin that mega buffoon pack

Darmok and Jalad at the Whole Foods Bakery section. Bezos, his sales unfurled

nah bro you got a big problem. you didn't account for rainwater accretion on the patio bro. the water is gonna pool. you need a degree or two of angle or the water will pool on the patio. your foundation is fucked bro. good luck

@IanKenten perhaps...

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y'all they got me fucked up off the Nirnroot

me: omg I love gambling I made $30 on sports betting me after 3 beers: I think I will have a fourth beer

sorry babe, i'm emotionally unavailable. nah it ain't personal, I've felt this way since 1776

just asked my magic eight ball if i was going to be successful this year turns out my grave has been dug in the rockies

they put a man on the moon and yet they can't put a god damn i in team

stop giving out your genetic data. instead, try this: *i shuffle a deck of cards poorly, they fall onto the ground* crap

Your PTO request: "March 7th-March 8th" for "Papa John's Blood and Flesh Festival" has been declined.

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