Zed @zedcoolguy2
funny, edgy, crazy. usa Joined May 2025-
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I'm drunk and horny, need a man right now!. She posted this bec. 1) she's showing her boyfriend he's disposable. 2) she made a bet with her friend she can get 100 DMs. 3) she's making money from engagement. 4) all of the above.
When a girl says she's feral does that mean she wants her butt sniffed?
When he says if you only asked a few years ago things could have worked out, he means. 1) he's dating your sister. 2) he's a pedo. 3)he just announced he's gay.
If I become a DJ, they'll go out of style and no one will fuck with them.
Why my girlfriend was texting the waiter she liked the raw meat, who likes raw meat?
I only fell in love once in my life, if only she knew I existed.
I can read the future from seeing your nips. I'm reading look out for scams.
I think dating is just personality you're either born with it or you're not. I need a time machine to arranged marriages.
I told my girlfriend I'm waiting till marriage to have sex, she told me she's not, WTH.
Describe your perfect spouse, I'll start someone who accepts me for who I am.
I need at least 2 to help me move.
prada? parties? pussy? pseudonyms?
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