Zelda Johnson @zelda__johnson
Accident-prone pup of bestselling author (and human) Maureen Johnson. Gastronomic pioneer. Survivor. twitter.com/zelda__johnson New York Joined June 2014-
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Fewer plastic cones, more waffle cones. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Fewer plastic cones, more waffle cones. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
It’s a tremendous privilege to sleep next to a dog.
Austin, we need your help! We are completely full and have 20 dogs in crates in a conference room, plus dogs in offices and truckport kennels. If you can adopt or foster PLEASE come in today. We're waiving adoptions fees RIGHT NOW for medium and large dogs!!
Get comfy, Twitter.
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Congratulations to the @wzrdsinspacemag team, & thank you to all of you who helped them meet their goal! Haven’t contributed yet? There’s still time to get yourself a copy on this beautiful, successful literary magazine at indiegogo.com/projects/wizar… x.com/lividol/status…
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Shoutout to the guy who just got on the elevator with me and said wockawockawockawockawockawockawocka all the way to his floor, then saluted at me before exiting.
Also, shoutout to Zelda who got some staples in her leg today. Her booboo from two weeks ago hasn't closed because of the chemo. She didn't even mind when they put them in. Just chilled. A++++++ endless rubs given.
*steps out from behind your tree* merry merry
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
@maureenjohnson @zelda__johnson is modeling this springs new doggy wear and showing how to be large and in charge while still being medically safe
It's a subwoofer. GET IT. SUBWOOFER. BECAUSE IT'S MY DOG.
I ordered a soft cone and am just awaiting it. Help.
Update: Zelda has an abscess, but it's been cleaned out and she's been given antibiotics. They thought they might have to do surgery, but the doctors said that would not be necessary. She will be in the CONE for a week, though.
Update: she is now fast asleep and snoring in this position. I am on my knees on the floor. Send help.
Trying to work but Zelda only stops crying about the cone when her head is on my lap like this.
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