mancitaa @zemasalachai
rage with a side of giggles Joined August 2017-
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working on that excel sheet
idk but back when we were kids our parents would take us to gardens and lit everyone would be sitting in groups, home brought aloo sabzi, achaar, puri, some games here and there and digicam pictures!!!
idk but back when we were kids our parents would take us to gardens and lit everyone would be sitting in groups, home brought aloo sabzi, achaar, puri, some games here and there and digicam pictures!!!
i ain't ever seen a gujju marwari baniya uncle with 100 crore+ dhando coming out here giving money advice and that is not by fluke, so take everything everyone and their ‘salah’ with a pinch of salt (and nimbu mirchi *winks*)
PFs are not investment opportunities, sure, but are a safe modes for parking emergency funds. Not everyone can afford the high risk attached to most “cool” investments. Also tax benefits!
PFs are not investment opportunities, sure, but are a safe modes for parking emergency funds. Not everyone can afford the high risk attached to most “cool” investments. Also tax benefits!
If I have things like this, I’m afraid I’d get no work done
If I have things like this, I’m afraid I’d get no work done
I very recently tried buying tulips in Mumbai and found out that they cost 300 apiece…
please stop networking and make some actual real friends, 5 solid people in your corner will move heaven on earth for you in ways 50 acquaintances you met at a mixer never will
I need these rotary dial telephones to make a comeback asap
The feeling i get after deep cleaning my house is unreal
Looking at previous vacation pictures every two days is a personal favourite method to torture myself
veer zaara's album is one of the greatest EVER there are no skips
I wanna propose a bill that keeps children off social media until the age of 18. Parents can’t post their kids either.
the way i actually thought she was gonna lose the baby after this cuz i grew up on a diet of soap operas
It’s giving Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas in that one particular life changing interview
It’s giving Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas in that one particular life changing interview
So I’m watching Heeramandi and I just have one thought so far - Kalank 2.0
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how dare people send me/post pictures of drool-worthy food when i’m trying to eat healthy, CRIME
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working on that excel sheet
Reached home and took on the mantle of watering all the plants we have What I tend to forget is that we have 97 different pots of plants/flowers/vegetables and herbs I just spent 40 minutes lugging water around the house. Mofos chug water so bad 😆
idk but back when we were kids our parents would take us to gardens and lit everyone would be sitting in groups, home brought aloo sabzi, achaar, puri, some games here and there and digicam pictures!!!
Spent the last six hours reading and walking around in Cubbon Park today. It made me appreciate how important it is to have recreational spaces in cities (especially this nature dense) I’m so glad this exists. We need more of this in Goa.
Máquina etiquetadora de mariconadas.
the period between 20 to 30 has to be the most worrisome part of adult life. You worry about so much. Your dreams, A life partner, Finances, The future, Your parents getting old. Everything. Very easy to fall in depression or develop anxiety disorders.
One of the big myths about Indians is that we value education. This is simply not true: no education of any kind is respected. IITs/IIMs/medical schools have a measure of prestige because of their students' salaries. The money is respected, the learning is irrelevant.
One of the most common “insults” Indians have for PhD students nowadays is “look, he is still in college at 30” It tells you what kind of morons we are producing. That’s why if this is a path you are on, complete your PhD & take that 3 checked-in bags Emirates flight out-ASAP.🤣
A day without…
My favourite part of twt is when young people think their life is over because they're now too old for things.