Slacker In Training @zerosozha

I make good food. More meme than man. 100% horny on main. Blue checkmarks get fucked. California, USA Joined May 2009

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Kevin the Cure Marine Stan @CCharmanderK

3 days ago

We literally have multiple fucking governmental and administrative bodies attempting to stifle, censor and restrict our personal and artistic expression, and you blithering idiots are still on this dipshit obsession with "fanservice icky". Fucking grow up already.

#1 Osaka Lobotomite 🍀 @OsakaLobotomite

5 days ago

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

4 days ago

When it's 90+ outside, 78 is FINE.

sippin on that 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin

5 days ago

When it's 90+ outside, 78 is FINE.

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Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿 @Pinko69420

6 days ago

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

6 days ago

Me watching it at home on my shitty LCD flat screen with way too bright black levels:

The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage

a week ago

Me watching it at home on my shitty LCD flat screen with way too bright black levels: https://t.co/A7SQw6Vz27

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

2 weeks ago

Now do Nick Fuentes next.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

2 weeks ago

One thing I will say: a lot of liberals/leftists have been misrepresenting a lot of what Charlie Kirk actually said. Which is very odd, because he's said a lot of stupid, racist, christofacist shit that stands perfectly well on its own without any need for over-exaggerating.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

2 weeks ago

I've blocked *hundreds* of accounts over the past two days. Twitter is such a miserable goddamn place. It's unfortunately also the funniest.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

2 weeks ago

One down. Many more to go.

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John Halo @EpicMasterChief

3 weeks ago

I think Darren Aronofsky has spent about 30 years coasting on the fact that his name sounds like the name of someone who would make smart movies

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

3 weeks ago

My step-grandfather passed recently, and I've been helping my grandmother with more things. She asks if I can show her how to use the printer. I come over and look at it, and it's an HP that refuses to print because of outdated Instant Ink credentials. I threw it in the trash.

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MICHELLEYROO @michelleyroo2

4 weeks ago

you need at least 1 pair of crocs for outside chores, 1 pair of crocs as house shoes, and 1 pair of crocs for stepping out. this is the way

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

4 weeks ago

That is 250% of what I currently make.

Rimi @Romaisa126

4 weeks ago

That is 250% of what I currently make.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

a month ago

No I will not be using the mobile app shut the fuck up

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

a month ago

Learning how to be bored is a *skill* that we need to start teaching our kids again.

sydneysky @blackfatqueer

a month ago

Learning how to be bored is a *skill* that we need to start teaching our kids again.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

a month ago

Trump is legitimately so bad that I'm forced to support/agree with Gavin Fucking Newsom of all people.

Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_

a month ago

Trump is legitimately so bad that I'm forced to support/agree with Gavin Fucking Newsom of all people.

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Slacker In Training @zerosozha

a month ago

You goddamn fool. You could be enjoying extra helpings of soup for free, but noooooo you're so concerned about your image you revoked your status as a regular. You absolute buffoon.

frap @frapposting

a month ago

You goddamn fool. You could be enjoying extra helpings of soup for free, but noooooo you're so concerned about your image you revoked your status as a regular. You absolute buffoon.