The Danish one @zigknee
im a mess & just admit it so are u Copenhagen, Denmark Joined May 2016-
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He lied about his parents being home and forgot to mention THE FREAKING FUNERAL
Its friday and my fiend who is a bartender invite me my other friend to the club where he works. He ends up giving us TONS of free shots and drinks- so I naturally become very drunk. When the club closes it turns out that I cant get home because my train isnt going…
My life is a bad movie and you can’t convice me otherwise. Heres why:
…. His mom then comes out and Confront me and I then have to explain who I am…. She then asks if the guy is awake- “ he has to get up by now because we’re going to a funeral”…. The morning thing he had AS A FUNERAL. I ran to the station and blocked him everywhere
Because im way to drunk. I go to sleep, and wake up at 8 am- I am now less drunk and Everything in me screams get the hell home, so naturally i was gonna get my clothes on a run. I get my clothes on in super speed, but as I reach the door, the guys dad yells “Who The Hell Are u”
The bartender guys says that I can stay at his place. He lives super close to the train station, where my ex lives by so I thought neat I’ve taken that route home a lot so it seemed okay. I just didn’t want to stay if his parents were home- don’t want to meet his parents
Can’t sleep? Add a bit of rum to your Chai, or hot coco and boom you’ll sleep on a bed of clouds.
Anyone wanna be my longdistance boyfriend and just send me money?
Yeah I hit all the food groups? serotonin, weed, nicotine and caffeine. That’s all of them.
I switched my bad habit of eating junk with being a workaholic and an alcoholic- Im thriving
All I need is for someone to ruin my life and break my back Pls and thank you
I’m single after 2 yrs and have honestly never been better. My confidence has reached egotistical lvls, and I am very aware of how hot I am. Not sorry. I love my job, and I have great friends who drink, travel and love me. In this TED talk I will…
Pov: U just brushed your teeth. U go to bed, find the perfect placement and snuggle into your comfy covers when u realise. U have to pee
I’m all for good vibes but not good vibes only. That’s an insane request
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