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talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭😭😭
i actually have no problem being corrected, just mind your tone and attitude when you do
no college kids are learning right now... we are simply just submitting assignments
People don't hate working, they hate working and still being poor.
i accidentally said "large" instead of "grande" at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg
THE TIREDNESS ON THE COUCH NEVER TRANSLATES TO THE BED AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY
maturing is cleaning your room before a trip and being so satisfied walking in the door when you return
baking when you live alone is like ok i had my fun now what do i do with 28 cookies
why the fuck don't toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
nothing drains me faster than hearing 'let's go around the room and introduce ourselves.
bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you
iPhone storage is very fake
buy clothes every month, even if it's just a t-shirt.
My coworkers be giving it their all and I be on twitter
As soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald's workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass
Grocery shopping is so scary ..... there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before
Dear Apple if I delete the contact Maybe: you should delete that shit too
I'm deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel
Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say you left the country
Wait how did jobs work before email... like did you just get home from work and... work was over ?