Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

Mag and philosopher. Gallowgate season ticket holder. Occasionally belligerent, always loyal. Proud Atheist. Newcastle Upon Tyne Joined February 2009

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@michaelsheen when your Brian Cough is as good as his, you deserve endless retweets

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The Away Fans @theawayfans

8 years ago

One of these nations will be in the World Cup Final... England Colombia Sweden Switzerland Croatia Denmark Russia

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@JayCaruso Football World Cup 32 different national sides competing Baseball World Championship teams from maximum of 2 different countries compete. All baseball players could walk down the street in any of 196 countries outside USA unrecognised

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@DarrenLant why not just make the limit zero then there can be no ambiguity and no "one for the road"

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@TheFarm_Peter neither. Fish Chips Mushy peas Bread and butter Cup of tea If it is just chips you get a bit of extra batter on them. Keep it simple

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

get in

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

stunning

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

I took the piss out some German friends by text after they went out the World Cup. They reacted badly so I deleted their numbers. My phone is now Hans free

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@Miss_Ces 1/4 final england v sweden is on

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@Miss_Ces 1/4 awaits

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@DavidBeattie86 Dont lie. You just got a love island tattoo

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

#Lookalikes Poldark - no Harry Styles - nope Tom Cruise - er.......

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

#Lookalikes most of these are no longer relevant or good

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@LucaswayneThom1 @lucasjlynch @OkNameChecksOut @DeityFree This is like saying juggling and not juggling take equal amounts of skill

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@HarleyBangBang a stone is 14lb

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@HarleyBangBang Just what we have always used and are used to. Using pounds is confusing. For example 14 stone is easier to picture than 196 pounds.

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@talkSPORT Can you please remove @jasoncundy05 from your station. His voice is not suitable for serious discussion and I would rather listen to the voice of somebody who does not sound like wilderbeast is tap dancing on his nads. Thanks #JasonCundy

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

Twitter have said that, if this tweet gets over 6,143 retweets, they will tell me what a retweet is and, furthermore, they will explain what desperation for attention is. Help a guy out

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

@NufcDazzla84 morocco is #MAR

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Dave The Horse @zoolander1978

8 years ago

Right, lots of people are doing "if <player> scores I will do such and such" So therefore, if @kylewalker2 opens the scoring on Thursday, I will set up a just giving page for the Bobby Robson Foundation and, if I get 25 quid in sponsors, I will wax my legs live on Twitter