Todd Bonzalez @0zymandias22
Master of Arts according to someone who has never seen me draw. Mutual aid enjoyer. Nil desperandum carborundum. Ligma Street, Sugmaville, BOFA Joined March 2019-
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One of the best CBs to ever play the beautiful game.
Thank you will never be enough. 💙
Four years, countless memories. A message from Thiago Silva…
People shouldn’t do the airplane thing, people shouldn’t mock Munich, but I’m not convinced anyone is deeply offended by it. Clogging up court time with this stuff is no real solution. We demand heads on sticks and lives ruined too easily. Being a dickhead shouldn’t be a crime.
Anyone comparing US salaries to UK take note (and remember rent and food are a lot higher in the US as well):
Anyone comparing US salaries to UK take note (and remember rent and food are a lot higher in the US as well):
Can you imagine how the British media would report entirely peaceful senior academics being arrested and handcuffed at protests in China? They would, rightly, call it an authoritarian outrage. So what’s this?
Can you imagine how the British media would report entirely peaceful senior academics being arrested and handcuffed at protests in China? They would, rightly, call it an authoritarian outrage. So what’s this?
I feel so bad for our midfielders cuz it ain't their fault but people with low IQ's can't see it, they're in a system where they are basically set up to fail.
I feel so bad for our midfielders cuz it ain't their fault but people with low IQ's can't see it, they're in a system where they are basically set up to fail.
These United and Chelsea players are a bunch of spineless cowards managed by two clowns. The fans of both clubs deserve way better.
I'm sure I'm not the first to say this but feel like the 'Britain's uniquely shit' Twitter takes ('rainy fascist island' etc) are often as parochial as the jingoistic fantasies.
“fallout 4 is great when you don’t have a new vegas fan bitching in your ear” *shows screenshot of the fallout 4 engine so heavily modded that it’s a new game*
“I have ALL my (BTL) mortgages interest only.”
“I have ALL my (BTL) mortgages interest only.” https://t.co/QVA8RMonQt
Out of all the human emotions one can feel, anxiety is arguably the worst possible one.
Part of university life is about gaining independence and that also means being responsible for your own finances. Making people reliant on their parents for money takes that away!!!
I think that maintenance should be able to cover rent and living essentials regardless of how much someone's parents make
I think that maintenance should be able to cover rent and living essentials regardless of how much someone's parents make https://t.co/DXvN0ejJi4
• Enjoyed Man United tears • Enjoyed Arsenal tears • Enjoyed Liverpool tears • Enjoyed Bayern Munich tears • Enjoyed Cole Palmer world class performance Football won 😂
Hardly any c*nt in the U.K. wants a privatised NHS, so how come we’ve ended up with every main political party endorsing it?
@Layo_FH It was independently assessed as being the best in 2010, though. At that time it was by far the best value for money (average outcomes per dollar spent) in the world.
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861 Followers 896 Following The UK electorate haven't voted for a majority government since before the war, but most of the time we get one. It's time to try to stop another one.
The Reverend Doctor @MoobsDr
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7K Followers 737 Following Working to create a more inclusive Chelsea fanbase. Tag/DM me any bigotry you see 💙
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12K Followers 837 Following Independent research organisation rethinking economies in an age of crisis. Consultancy: helping firms run and evaluate shorter working week trials.
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861 Followers 896 Following The UK electorate haven't voted for a majority government since before the war, but most of the time we get one. It's time to try to stop another one.
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sorry to be cringe and serious on main but does anyone have any tips on getting out of your own head. i spend all my time introspecting and driving myself mad bc i have like one friend out here and very little external stimuli to get myself out of my head but in turn the lack of
@AaronBastani He's destroyed an aesthetic that was already only held up by 'dudes dressed this way are generally okay' Still sending emails out asking progressives for money btw, literally no shame.
Just seeing this guy makes me want to put on a shirt and blazer.
@wanyeburkett Did you know 4x more people are killed by vending machines per year than are killed by sharks? If you ever see a shark while swimming in the ocean, don't panic, statistically the shark is 4x safer than the vending machines you buy chips from.
He’s the luckiest Labour leader in history. Literally all his opponents are setting their pants on fire.
"I despair at the situation in Scotland" Labour leader Keir Starmer reacts to news that Humza Yousaf is set to resign, adding "the Scottish people are being fundamentally let down" Follow live bbc.in/3xYts3d
So Vardy has won the Championship, pulled off the great escape, won the PL title, got to the CL quarter finals, won the FA cup, won the community shield, scored over 100 PL goals, got relegated and won the Championship AGAIN all in the same time that Harry Kane has won fuck all
Jamie Vardy, FOOTBALL legend, I could genuinely cry, 20 goals this season, on commentary they mentioned he’s the only player still at Leicester from their 2014 Championship win he’s really been there through it all and seen absolutely everything, what a way to go out
🚨 Thiago Silva is doing his UEFA B Coaching Licence and Mauricio Pochettino used him on numerous occasions this season to communicate with his young squad. (@NizaarKinsella) #CFC
TV producers should be all over this. Imagine “Warnock Away”. A camera crew documenting Neil travelling through Asia and Bangkok whilst he tells stories about Adel Taarabt Proper cinema
-327 games played (tricky left winger 😉) -36 goals scored -1626 professional games managed -300+ non league games managed -8 promotions -A few rescue jobs -No regrets! 👋 Now for some new adventures , so if anyone has any bucket list suggestions for me, let me know 😊
green tents are khamas
Hamas green. Nice touch. Terrorists have invaded the free world #HamasAreTerrorists please keep a packed suitcase under your bed
One of the best CBs to ever play the beautiful game.
@JT__v4 Careful, you’ll have an old man in your mentions soon crying about how your mean tweet hurt his feelings 💔🤣
Shows the difference in class and actually caring about the club doesn’t it. There are still people who back this little prick as well. 🤡
18 years vs 4 years. Still cannot get over this video of Mason Mount leaving. Now compare that to Thiago Silva.
The whole dwayne johnson "no lose" contract thing is the most insane bullshit. You're really so obsessed with your alpha male persona you can't lose in dumb movies made for children? Like you don't want to play a cool villain who gets a gnarly death scene? What are you stupid?
Nice one "AFCAMDEN"
The attitude Spurs fans have towards the City game is an example of why they’ll never be a big club. Willing to sacrifice their own progress & chance of competing next season, just to stop us winning the title. That’s not how big clubs behave & I think Postecoglou knows that.
@tracyes__ My family just got bashed around by everyone. First Mussolini, then the British bombers, then the Nazis beating a retreat from the toe of the boot, then the British again, this time bombing the Nazis. It was the communists who finally put them over the edge and forced them to…
An incredible defection, this proves that Labour is a government-in-waiting
Thiago Silva: "Chelsea means a lot to me. I came here with the intention of only staying for a year and it ended up being four years. Not just for me but for my family, too. I think in everything I did here over the four years, I always gave my all. But, unfortunately,…
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