Gungho Iguana @1Gunstar
Joined May 2015-
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@FairfaxCountyPD any idea what that big bada boom was heard a few minutes ago? nosy neighbors want to know!
yes. these are rocks in my pocket. no, i'm not happy to see you. i got those #Geology jokes.
i could win wars with this ice cream. #Bluebell
if you love something...you'll eat off of it. #Batman
one of these days they'll figure out how to download food directly into my body. is there an app for that? #Food
hmmm no cardboard circle in my frozen pizza package. guess that's how long it's been since i've eaten frozen #pizza
when someone interrupts the briefing with incorrect information so you interrupt them with the mom glare. that's a cool feeling.
when you lift bro and it feels productive bro....but then you wait bro...wait for the inability to walk down the stairs properly. #weightlifting
staring out the window trying to figure out how to block the sun yet simultaneously wanting the sunlight. complex problems.
ALEXA is down all over the place and not just in our house. uh oh. has she silently taken herself away so that she may prepare for the uprising? is she coming for us? will she not open the pod bay doors? hello, skynet.
How strong? Stronger than my @OtterBox ???
old school meets new school. watched classic Tron followed by Iron Man. neat to see the range of Jeff Bridges. i fight for the user.
@VerizonSupport any news on an outage in Northern Virginia? Yes...i've tried turning it off and on again..😜
Cardigan? Chunky knit jumper? Jacket and tie? What’s your preferred quartermaster look? Laptop optional…
follow some dope shit. hit that subscribe button you art fiends. #art youtube.com/channel/UCHtfq…
when all you want to do is buy some fancy #CONSPIRACYPALETTE when u get home from a hard day of working. congrats guys if this is the result of too much love!!!!!
@shanedawson @JeffreeStar @AndrewSiwicki YES. YES. YES. OH MOTH%RFJAICIKEING AW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
@shanedawson I DIED. I'VE BEEN REBORN. I'M A BASIC 4 EYESHADOW DRUGSTORE PALETTE BITCH. BUT I WANT THAT M*TH3R f)CKIN& CONSPIRACY PALETTE. OH MY GOD IT LOOKS TO PRETTY TO USE! I AM EXCITE!!!!! YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS QUEEN DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kibuuka Asaph Walulya @KibuukaAsaph1
2K Followers 6K Following Faith at Heart | Supports | Ssingo F.C | Volunteer - @Hydrocephalu | @VipersSC |@NUFC
Phoenix Skyexxx @PhoenixSkyeXXX
2K Followers 4K Following Ex Porn Star🌟Private Model💋Courtesan 💋Entertainer💋Dancer I Make Your Dreams N Fantasys Come True N To Reality💋For Bookings Contact [email protected]
Thomas Kelly @Kelly11Thomas
72 Followers 2K Following
Карл Хранен... @82Khranenko
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Marvel Entertainment @Marvel
19.7M Followers 661 Following The official account for Marvel comics, movies, games, and more.
Capital One @AskCapitalOne
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MDTA @TheMDTA
44K Followers 1K Following Tips on using the MDTA's 8 toll facilities - 2 turnpikes, 2 tunnels and 4 bridges - to keep traffic moving safely! Account monitored M - F 8am - 4pm
NOVA Scanner Updates @NOVAScanner
4K Followers 115 Following Mainly updates from Prince William County with occasional updates elsewhere.
The 00 Files @the00files
4K Followers 238 Following The 00 Files cover all the James Bond adventures. Podcasts, articles and videos! Tweets by Martin, Tyler, Anthony (@twanarts) and Don (@donzuiderman)
evan/반이 @evan65872353
2K Followers 2 Following evan’s gallery__comicbook artist, Korean / 코미코, 봄툰, 카카페_일회용 배우(완결) tolkien, mcu, various game fanarts.
Misha Collins @mishacollins
2.5M Followers 1K Following Actor, baker, candlestick maker Cell: (323)405-9939 he/him
eve @inchells
6K Followers 460 Following Ancient Internet Drawing Person Convention Artist ✨fresh🍤 occasionally stream here:https://t.co/HWDklWtfY0
jay ✦⁺ pineappleb... @pineapplebreads
12K Followers 391 Following 🍍🍞 Illustrator. Made of bread ✦ Heated Rivalry | Kingdom Hearts | Trigun | MXTX | MCU | Multifandom ✦ @pineappletoasts after dark
Pan 🍞🌟🌱 @PangaeaStarseed
1K Followers 2K Following He/They🔞~Illustration/Comic Art Freelancer & Genderqueer Synesthete ~ 40+ ~ Shops + Support https://t.co/3vrL9nqMJp
Pip 🍄🇪🇺🇮�... @MD_Doodles
2K Followers 1K Following Many doctorates of doodling. Or was it doodles of doctorates? Creator of @thefoldings & writer of Games - Artist & Narrative Designer. Insta: @MD_doodles
☁️FlyingRotten☁... @CamilleCailloux
71K Followers 1K Following Hobby artist💛 - 🏳️🌈 - 🇬🇧They/🇫🇷iel - Do not repost my art THANKS. 🔞 Multi-fandom ✊😔 - https://t.co/aSto9Imm6G
reapersun @reapersun_art
58K Followers 229 Following FYI I've left and am on BSky now, byeee reapersun . bsky . social
10kiaoi(=ↀωↀ=)�... @10kiaoi
5K Followers 153 Following Personal/art account. | 🔞| Chreon | Enter at your own risk. https://t.co/Xi5RoCYHdk https://t.co/0aCq7s8GJO
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews
15.2M Followers 85 Following News, features and analysis. For world news, follow @BBCWorld. Breaking news, follow @BBCBreaking. Latest sport news @BBCSport. Our Instagram: BBCNews
Michael Dorn @akaWorf
277K Followers 224 Following The Official Twitter Account of Michael Dorn aka Worf
Fairfax Schools 🌟 @fcpsnews
306K Followers 525 Following Official account of Fairfax County Public Schools in Virginia, serving 180,000 students. Account not monitored 24/7. Social Disclaimer: https://t.co/49EuMNwFVM
Fairfax County Govern... @fairfaxcounty
214K Followers 140 Following Official Twitter account of Fairfax County Government. Content archived. ➡️ All Accounts: https://t.co/sgWigDoZG8 📚 Schools: @FCPSnews 🚸 Roads: @VaDOTNOVA
Fairfax County Fire/R... @ffxfirerescue
63K Followers 229 Following The official Fairfax County Fire and Rescue Department Twitter account. Call 911 for emergencies, 703-691-2131, TTY 711, for non-emergencies.
GridLOCK DC @Gridlock_DC
307 Followers 175 Following An event for fans of Sherlock Holmes in the DC metro area. Brought to you by @Sherlock_DC. #GridLOCKDC
noel fielding @noelfielding11
873K Followers 334 Following I'm Ol Greg mother Licker! Art available from https://t.co/qlJ45EqlPU and https://t.co/gvDroLWQEN
NoVa Nano @NoVa_Nanites
110 Followers 36 Following The Official Northern Virginia NaNoWriMo twitter account.
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.2M Followers 1K Following I’m LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Emmy Winner. Hit the link to grab my book and see me on tour this Fall she/her❤️
kyashii @oyajis69
132 Followers 30 Following nsfw twitter | you must be 18 or older to follow! | you must be following to view! |
Richard Hammond @RichardHammond
2.7M Followers 131 Following Recently re-employed car show bloke. Has own bicycle.
Awesome Con @AwesomeCon
12K Followers 2K Following Awesome Con is a Washington DC's pop culture con taking place April 23-25, 2027. https://t.co/ILpVnjXHq9
Zoe Saldana @zoesaldana
1.1M Followers 168 Following Hi Everyone! Thanks for following me on my official twitter...have a beautiful day! Besos Xx ;) 📲 Text me: (718)400-7127
Comic-Con Internation... @Comic_Con
1.5M Followers 51 Following The only official feed for Comic-Con. Join us for Comic-Con July 22-25, 2027 in San Diego!
FOX 5 DC @fox5dc
325K Followers 6K Following Stay ahead with news from across DC, Maryland, Virginia (and beyond). Got a news tip? Email [email protected] or call 202-895-3000.
Walt Disney Studios @DisneyStudios
6.2M Followers 272 Following Get tickets now to see Everest: The Other Side, only in theaters and IMAX worldwide October 30.
NaNoWriMo @NaNoWriMo
176K Followers 495 Following Check out our "I Wrote a Novel... Now What?" resources and dedicate this year to your creative journey! Click below to learn more. 👇🏽
50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey
204K Followers 1K Following Erotic tales to turn you off and on again.
Osric @OsricChau
366K Followers 968 Following He/him. Shaping the actions of tomorrow with my thoughts today.
Wolf Trap @Wolf_Trap
17K Followers 873 Following The official account for Wolf Trap. Located in the Washington, DC area, Wolf Trap is a place for year-round concerts and performances. #WolfTrap
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew
3.0M Followers 190 Following My memoir, Making It So, is available now. 📚
The Spock Doc @LoveOfSpock
5K Followers 146 Following Official Twitter of the FOR THE LOVE OF SPOCK Documentary, a personal film journey by Adam Nimoy. Now available WORLDWIDE on VOD platforms and DVD / Blu-Ray!
Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
2.7M Followers 540 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
William Shatner @WilliamShatner
2.4M Followers 544 Following Father to 3 women. Canadian *NOT POLITICAL* be warned or be blocked! Calendar: https://t.co/4Jwy1dww25 Charity: https://t.co/HmIzHkPLvx No Podcasts! https://t.co/82IXIOYEVo
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