50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey
Erotic tales to turn you off and on again. Joined June 2012-
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Btw Happy April Fool Day
Can’t believe they’re making a film of Gwyneth Paltrow’s ski accident! Who’s going to play the skis?
Not sure about our new delivery guys 😬
Writers are a different breed - to everyone else, Happy Pub Day means something very different… .
The second episode of Challenge Anneka only drew half as many viewers. I wonder how many, like me, got it confused with Treasure Hunt? .
Far more exciting than Jurassic Park…
Far more exciting than Jurassic Park…
LATEST: Twitter users win as Elon Musk reverses paid ‘For You’ visibility plan. As you were.
Look-In - no better way to get a feeling for eighties pop culture!
“I’m sorry,” said Pooh as Tigger scowled and laid down his spoon. “I’m all out of antelope and buffaloes.” .
With Twitter Blue there’ll be no more photos like this. Tweet of the Year…
With Twitter Blue there’ll be no more photos like this. Tweet of the Year…
If Twitter were a pub…
Bedtime. For once no screaming, no windows shattering, just the all-night cicada-like rhythm of unanswered buzzer alarms to break the silence.
@MarindaOnline Most people don’t read books, far less know publishers. They play football or watch tv, or deep sea dive or simply don’t have the time. Twitter skews our world view dramatically. A girl I was hoping to impress with tales of working with Stephen Fry had never heard of him. 🤷♂️
Never, ever leave your clothes out after midnight…
Never, ever leave your clothes out after midnight…
Breakfast just arrived at eleven. No explanation why. Hot milk in cereals. No juice. Pretty normal.
Whatever I think of this home, the carers are having a hell of a day. New resident arrived in ambulance- since then he’s done nothing but yell, bang on furniture and smash windows. Been in and out of ambulances all afternoon but his wife said‘I’m not bloody having him back!’
If you rave about Cadbury’s Easter eggs, you’ve clearly never had one of these… .
No one humblebrags like Ricky!
No one humblebrags like Ricky!
“Don’t forget to put all your clocks forward tonight,” said Piglet. “How much?” asked Pooh. “About five inches, I think,” said Piglet, confidently. .
I asked for an extra blanket because I was cold the other night (heating still not fixed). I haven’t dared ask for a new bed or something to chew or I’ll probably get a basket and a rubber bone. .
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So America shoots down a balloon & it's deemed 'necessary', but when I do it, I'm accused of ruining the kid next doors 4th birthday party.
Truly one of the greats. So long, David - you made a lot of children (and grown-ups) very happy!
Today we have the sad job of telling the world that our dear friend David Sutherland OBE has passed away. David joined Beano in 1959 as a freelance contributor and over the last 63 years has become one of the most important Beano artists in its history.
After reading my little brother’s so-called book, it’s clearly time for me to tell my own story. Who’s telling the truth? Take a look at these extracts from my new book, ‘Heir’ and decide for yourself…
I was so angry the ginger Muppet made up all that BS about me ‘attacking’ him, I had to give him a good going over. You don’t mess with the Heir, capiche?
“I feel like such a failure,” said the man, disconsolately. “I don’t think I can carry on.” “Never be afraid to fail,” said the mole. “The more often you fail, the greater your chance of success. You’ve failed so often, you’re bound to be a huge success!” “Thanks,” said the man.
The friends walked and walked for hours. The mole gazed around. “What is this place?” he asked. “IKEA,” said the man. “I need to get a new toilet brush.”
“What’s your best discovery?” asked the man. “That I’m enough as I am,” smiled the mole, proudly. “What’s yours?” “Cheeseburger pizzas.”
“Why don’t you sit next to the fox?” asked the man. “I daren’t,” said the mole. “I’m afraid he will eat me.” “Don’t worry,” said the man. “You just need to be brave, that’s all.” “OK, if you’re sure,” said the mole, shuffling along the seat next to the fox. “Oops” said the man.
Greatly enjoying this parody of that thoroughly nauseatingly cloying (but inexplicably successful) book.
“I’m lost,” said the man, staring sadly into the distance. “That’s because you refuse to ask for directions!” said the woman.
“What is the bravest thing you’ve ever said?” asked the mole. “Chicken vindaloo please,” replied the man.
For anyone struggling through this pre-Xmas week, I’ve written a little poem (thread). Hope you like it… (illustration by the brilliant @itsnotaboutwork) The Christmas Lurgy ‘Tis the night before Christmas And all through the town Everyone’s yawning And snuggling down… .
@PaulRigbywrites An illustrator for your next children's book 👏🏽 🤗
A spooky tale I wrote for a Creepy Christmas…
ADVENT - A Christmas Ghost Story from Dec 1 to Dec 24 Dec 1 WTF? Where’s the chocolate? Just a picture of a dumb bird! What kind of advent calendar hasn’t got chocolate in it? Can’t believe I’m stuck here all Xmas in the middle of nowhere while you get to go to Darren’s party!
Amazing what tyou spot on the way to work.
You’re going to be seeing a lot of this brilliant novel of mothers, daughters, sisters @QuercusBooks
Trying to explain to a young kid in the park that there is nothing to be ashamed of if you have a little accident when out and poo your pants. Little brat is still making fun of me though.
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