For anyone struggling through this pre-Xmas week, I’ve written a little poem (thread). Hope you like it…
(illustration by the brilliant @itsnotaboutwork)
The Christmas Lurgy
‘Tis the night before Christmas
And all through the town
Everyone’s yawning
And snuggling down…
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ADVENT - A Christmas Ghost Story
Dec 1
WTF?
Where’s the chocolate? Just a picture of a dumb bird!
What kind of advent calendar hasn’t got chocolate in it?
Can’t believe I’m stuck here all Xmas in the middle of nowhere while you get to go to Darren’s party!
#ChristmasGhostStory
In Hugwigs Retirement Home, there was a special locked room containing a magical object that could destroy the forces of darkness.
It had laid undisturbed for centuries.
Many residents had managed to get into the room, but then they couldn’t remember what they went in there for.
“I need to get whatever’s in that room!” said Harry.
“But it’s at the top of the stairs,” said Ron. “And you’ve got that dodgy hip.”
“I’ll have us there instantaneously,” cried Hermione. “Stannahstairliftius!”
“I thought you said instantaneously?” said Ron, twenty minutes later.
Chapter 1
“That’s a nasty scar you’ve got there!”
Harry smiled and said nothing. He’d been collecting his pension at the same counter in the same post office every fortnight for the past eight and a half years and every single time, Mrs Wainsprite had said the exact same thing.
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