The Muffin Man @1TheMuffinMan1
Joined September 2015-
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"If I didn't think it was incredibly dangerous I would give you an air hug" #DnD #GameQuotes #Muffinman
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"I don 't know what this is but I want it in my mouth"
"There was whimpering of indiscretion and then I took my pants off"
So, what does this actually taste like before I stick it in my mouth?
I can't be black Jesus. I just don't have the time!
"Nope, I am sorry I am way to gay for this conversation"
"I felt the 'Canada' was pretty unnecessary" i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/i…
I'm not crying, the moon is just leaking again.
“Well he is a fairy? I don’t know about the magic or the tacos...”
“I thought I heard a subtle fuck slipped in there somewhere...”
“I cannot decide which I like better a mass, a gaggle, or a pedophiles”
Quotes out of context are fun, we call these quotes muffins, for instance, "If a toaster can give a hug, then a horse can climb a tree"
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