andy @1supernoob

mostly arguing w/ strangers on the internet Joined March 2009

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andy @1supernoob

a month ago

Sometimes all you need is a reminder of what you're really fighting for

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Growthclinicc @growthclinicc

3 years ago

You might not be lazy, but burnt out. Here's how:

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andy @1supernoob

3 years ago

"…because he had no place he could stay in without getting tired of it and because there was nowhere to go but everywhere" Kerouac

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Like Woody @PaytonGlen

4 years ago

If you are up in arms about NFL betting wait until you hear about what congresspeople can do with the stock market

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

Hey I had this as a theory!

New York Post @nypost

4 years ago

Hey I had this as a theory!

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

I’m getting bashed by my son on my fantasy football decisions now. (Starting Abdullah over Penny) he told me to never go with my gut feeling ever again. 😵‍💫

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

Justin Tucker has made 50 straight field goals in the 4th quarter or OT. The “it”factor in full display.

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

i want to be the bigger person, but it is just so hard sometimes

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

@pimpinaintezeh us smiling at each other after she catches me staring at how beautiful she looks

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trash jones @jzux

4 years ago

bars should start doing “sad hour.” drinks are half-price if you come alone and your eyes are red

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

i gave her everything but not my love and so it wasn’t enough

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

You can usually tell how intelligent a person is based on the types of questions s/he asks.

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

I offer the babies a million dollars every other night or a hug and they choose a hug every time. If they don't wise up before they turn 7, it's getting donated to charity.

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andy @1supernoob

4 years ago

gq.com/story/brain-ch… mm no wonder babies are enthralled by any new thing they see.

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andy @1supernoob

5 years ago

never get mad at someone for not choosing you

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andy @1supernoob

5 years ago

you know you really like someone when you can't even watch porn anymore. you just think about having regular missionary sex with them to get off instead.