Happy International Women’s Day to Lady Liberty, the tallest man-made structure on Earth that was literally built by America:
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson My kids aren’t learning shit in school, so I’m going to make your tweets required reading. Thanks, Coach.
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson I’m celebrating international women’s day by going to hooters wearing 69 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson It was built to commemorate all the natural born citizens of this country and a big bright fire in her hand to ward off all those pesky mosquito-like Europeans. I heard the original plans were to have her arm sway back and forth as ti shoo away bugs, designed by Thomas Edison.
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson Inscribed on the base: John Goodman’s speech from Revenge of the Nerds.
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson That's a playbook under her arm
@3YearLetterman @TurdMcDirk @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of… The copper statue, a gift from the people of France, was designed by French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi and its metal framework was built by Gustave Eiffel.
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson In 2025 it is scheduled to lift off with huge booster rockets inside the masonry base and land astronauts on the moon for the first time! American astronauts!
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson Ancient statue of Buddha destroyed in Afghanistan was carved by American slaves. Look it up.
@3YearLetterman @RoyalFamily @BorisJohnson Dammit Coach!!! You always get me fired up and ready to bring my A game🔥