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I troll trolls on Twitter. Purveyor of fine sarcasm. Bitter Viking fan. Father of heathens. Husband to beautiful wife that kicked the shit out of cancer In your head (rent free) Joined July 2012-
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Robin Williams & Richard Pryor
Kiley has a rare genetic disorder called Williams Syndrome, resulting in development delays. Her sister said it’s hard for Kiley to make friends - which is why it was all the more special that 2 friends she met at camp last year drove 3 hours to surprise her on her 15th birthday.
Every single American needs to see this.
Every single American needs to see this.
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Corporate income tax rate before the Trump tax cuts: 35% After the Trump tax cuts: 21% What many corporations actually paid with loopholes: 14% What Netflix, Bank of America, and Nike paid: Less than 5% What Trump’s planning for a second term? Even more corporate tax cuts.
If Republicans want to double down on killing puppies as a campaign strategy, go right ahead.
If Republicans want to double down on killing puppies as a campaign strategy, go right ahead.
There it is. A planner of Trump’s Project 2025 agenda just said they’re planning to “ban pornography” if Trump wins.
Like father like son. 😂
RNCs "Election Integrity" Lawyer charged with Election Fraud in AZ
“WHAT THE FUCK?” 😂
Wow. An evangelical pastor in North Carolina calls out Trump for hijacking Christianity to sell $60 Bibles: “It’s disgusting. It’s blasphemous. Are you kidding me? You do not know what the word of God says.”
Another truth #USDemocracy
Good morning Y'all 🌅 😊
You don't hurt dogs. John Wick went on to kill hundreds of people because of 1 murdered dog and I've never heard a single person criticize that as going too far.
Falcons front office 20 minutes before the draft
Democrats, Republicans, and anyone else in between pull up a seat. 👇🏾
Nailed cleaning!🧹
With the @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP and all these MAGA morons trying to defend Donald Trump..... 🚨 let's do a little recap. In total, 84 fake electors in SEVEN swing states signed documents falsely declaring Trump the winner of the 2020 presidential election. Many of them have…
Bob Netherlands @bobnetherlands
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Amien @whodisdontcare
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Richard Van Tuyl @RichardV5598
33 Followers 2K Following 59yrs Richard Van Tuyl who works for a construction company in the Kansas City as won a $1000,000 and giving back to the society by paying credit card debts
Conspiratorial Templa.. @mynamehear
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Nadine Ahn @Nadineahn234
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Robbie Pelham @robbie_pelham
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KT @sloyoroll01973
24K Followers 21K Following Critical thinking skills matter. I'm not for the faint-hearted. Warning: Read my tweets before following me. #resist Biden/Harris2024🌊👍🏾 NO LISTS! NO DMS!
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justjojo79💪🌊�.. @jojonews79
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23 Followers 291 Following CEO of ghosting people when my mental health is messed up 💀🌟
Jen @JenResistedAGN
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553 Followers 633 Following Live each day as if your life had just Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it. travel yoga.Assistant Trainer, Risk Advisor at Allianz Group
Thomas K Perkins @ThomasKPerkins
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Ben Anderson @ben_the_dem
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Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne
17K Followers 8K Following @accesstwins | @lockedontwins | late 30s weirdo birthed by a teen mom & raised by television | rapidly declining softball player | pinned tweet sums it up well
Hussy Van 🚐 @hussy_van
1K Followers 4K Following The first of my name, married to @shanateee. Master of @dog_hartley. Mark Rosen used his magic fingers on me (by signing a shirt). Full of obscure knowledge.
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Amber Brady @AmberBrady24559
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sutay Saho @MolaminSah56922
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Thomas Kaine @thomaskaine5
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Kenny Akers @KeneAkers
125K Followers 30K Following I'm just an ordinary guy teaching excellence. Veteran, Public Speaker, Author, and Founder of the Academy for Anti-Racism & Social Change. Contact: link/BIO.
Estelle🇺🇸 @Farmi577951
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3-Time Player Hater o.. @st000pkid
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Thomas Blunt❄️ @MistedTwister
425 Followers 1K Following When and where did you drink your first beer? Where were you when Challenger exploded? Batman or Superman?
TESlA CAR @EmilyHarriso46
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Tyler Boyd @boutdat_23
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek
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Ash @Ashy_slashee
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Amien @whodisdontcare
4K Followers 5K Following Independent Coastal Elite - Wicked Liberal - GOP is wack - Conservatives are obsessed with gay sex & transgenders - Hey, MAGA, leave them kids alone #NAFO
RalphRue @RalphrueA
170 Followers 88 Following I almost always have receipts, and I block dumb people on the Weekends
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76 Followers 437 Following I dedicate this page to Faith; philosophy; humor; and encouraging stars to shine; Namaste; God Bless;
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American Plutocracy @Got1milk
368 Followers 727 Following Econ. inequality is fueling division, hatred, extremism; suffocating decency & opportunity. Its also weakening our chosen economic model. ideology=distraction
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KT @sloyoroll01973
24K Followers 21K Following Critical thinking skills matter. I'm not for the faint-hearted. Warning: Read my tweets before following me. #resist Biden/Harris2024🌊👍🏾 NO LISTS! NO DMS!
justjojo79💪🌊�.. @jojonews79
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friendly neighborhood.. @Tophurrr
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TakedownMRAs @TakedownMRAs
31K Followers 947 Following The Men's Rights Movement is a reactionary, *explicitly* anti-feminist movement, with deep ties to white supremacy, that only hurts men's issues. He/him.
Rob Steinernomics �.. @Steinernomics
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Jen @JenResistedAGN
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The Bill Chuck Files @BillyBall
3K Followers 3K Following I work with the great Bob Ryan and the great Charley Steiner. Follow me for baseball and comedy but if you support Trump, you are not my friend.
Danielle @judicialmermaid
589 Followers 993 Following I love to research & write about law, politics, and policy. This is my corner of the internet. She/Her. LU School of Law ‘23.
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Rebecca Smith @Rebecca_Smithz
553 Followers 633 Following Live each day as if your life had just Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it. travel yoga.Assistant Trainer, Risk Advisor at Allianz Group
Thomas K Perkins @ThomasKPerkins
4K Followers 5K Following I love music, I love silence and all the stuff in between. #ResistTyranny
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Bill Grueskin @BGrueskin
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April Ajoy @aprilajoyr
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Ben Anderson @ben_the_dem
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Lea Thompson @LeaKThompson
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Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne
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Nick Nelson @NickNelsonMN
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Columbia and Yale have a duty to the Palestinian refugees from Gaza and must open their dorms to them. All freshman must be paired with their own Gazan roommate for the fall semester.
🤔 yeah, I'm sure forcing transwomwn to use the men's bathroom will have no consequences what's so ever.
Caught using the men’s restroom
Or you could leave and go get some food.
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
Who is one former #Vikings player you would put on their current roster for next season? I will start: John Randle
Who played the Devil the best? My vote: Peter Stormare #Horrorfam
This is my amazing cousin speaking up! Be proud to be Jewish and stand up🇮🇱🇮🇱
Jewish @UCLA student #EliTsives (instagram.com/tsiveseli?igsh…) has a message for all the pro-Hamas protesters. “Israel is not going anywhere. The Jewish people are not going anywhere!” Love this kid🇮🇱🇮🇱✡️✡️
The Steelers will either pick up or decline Najee’s 5th year option, per source.
@Ashy_slashee She soo freaking sexy 🩷🩷
Robin Williams & Richard Pryor
Kobe Bryant really won back to back championships with this roster
Incredible hyper-realistic figures of movie characters are made in total detail.
Zay Jones would be a solid #3 for the Vikings
We have released WR Zay Jones and K Joey Slye.
Kiley has a rare genetic disorder called Williams Syndrome, resulting in development delays. Her sister said it’s hard for Kiley to make friends - which is why it was all the more special that 2 friends she met at camp last year drove 3 hours to surprise her on her 15th birthday.
@MichelleMaxwell Why do MAGAts believe this garbage?
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