The Real Mr.President @5SpeedCaveira
[he/him] Joined April 2018-
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Why is that when I get in line at the pharmacy, EVERY TIME, it's behind someone getting 10000 prescriptions and paying in pennies?
Literally everyday is Freeza killing Krillin to this person
Literally everyday is Freeza killing Krillin to this person
I will not be missing my neighbor's attempts at going super saiyan, or realize their jinchuriki status, or whatever other anime euphemism you can think of that means "yelling and screaming for extended periods of time".
JUST APPROVE MY MORTGAGE ALREADY I WANT TO MOVE INTO MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE AAAAHHHHHH
Apparently this is the stuff i didn't get to see in SM: Crystal. Kind of mad about it
Apparently this is the stuff i didn't get to see in SM: Crystal. Kind of mad about it
She thought "How I could just Kill a Man" was a Rage Against the Machine original song
Why is the DC media still talking about how 7 or 8 Democrats should have voted for McCarthy instead of talking about how 7 or 8 Republicans should vote for Jeffries? Oh, that's right, it's because the media NEVER REQUIRES REPUBLICANS TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN ASSHOLES
Me: *asks very clear yes or no question* Client: *provides 5 paragraph essay response that does not contain the word "yes" or "no", and the context of the essay is not indicative of either answer* How do these people get through each day
@Qwarktastic2 @CarboneSr Oh, obviously. It's all part of the deep-state, where Hillary's emails contacted Hunter's laptop, which transformed into a tan suit Obama wore to hypnotize GOPers to grope people. It almost makes too much sense.
I think I may have accidentally formed an addiction for men's jewelry 🙃⌚️💎
The best part of Sailor Moon Crystal is how uwu Luna looks against the serious shit that comes out of her cute uwu mouth
Akira poster, but make it Barbie!
I approve this message.
Will google give me a refund on my CoD season pass since I can't play the goddamn game because they keep cutting my internet? I've got shit to earn
So lets all see this movie 6 times to make sure it's one of the most successful films in history
So lets all see this movie 6 times to make sure it's one of the most successful films in history
Ya we fuckin did
silly comic for pride 😌
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Colorado Turnout Proj.. @CO_Turnout
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86th Floor⭐ 🔜 ME.. @86thFloor
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Colorado Turnout Proj.. @CO_Turnout
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GreatoDoggo (GD) 🔞 @GreatoDoggo
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Melissa @Typophsyco_
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384K Followers 3K Following Cats with machine and AI translated captions. I also run @catworkers and @thereisnocat_. Replies are monitored for spam/page promotion/impression farming.
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Dropped Archimedes off for a tooth cleaning this morning and blood work to see if the old man has hyperthyroidism. But he didn’t make a peep in the car. Very proud of him :c
April Fool’s, it wasn’t a gallbladder issue, it was fucking shingles WHAT THE FUCK
@works1776 BWAAAAA!!! Hey! I saw flying unicorns fly off with Trump ballots too!! 😂😂
@sweetcarolinatv @Victorshi2020 I'd much rather my tax dollars be used to help fellow citizens thAn to pay a diaper wearing con mans legal fees.
@sweetcarolinatv @walksfar22 @kelleymarhenke @Victorshi2020 Says the person who declared the debt relief program illegal, then when asked what was illegal, responded with wordsalad yt lady snowflake feelings
@sweetcarolinatv @kelleymarhenke @Victorshi2020 Luke 14 :12-14 But when you have a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed because they cannot repay you. For you will be repaid at the resurrection of the just. " ... been a long time since Sunday School, eh Colette?
@sweetcarolinatv @JayOBrienDrums @kelleymarhenke @Victorshi2020 If someone had stepped up and paid your debt (sounds like something Jesus would do) you would have wept and thanked them and been grateful. Pretty mean
MY SAILOR MOON CANCER POWERS WERE ON 9000 ♋️✨💕
BLACK COSPLAYERS, USE THIS QRT THIS TO SHOW OFF THE COSPLAY THAT YOU’VE DONE THAT YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD!!! I WANNA SEE HOW Y’ALL WENT OFF!!!
@MarkisGarchiya Go play something you actually want to. Fuck a game you don't feel like playing
@cniven2002 @JasmineForUS @LanaBenton100 Republicans changed the rules last year. No longer able to use Zoom or work from home for committee meetings.
Ted Nugent has vowed that if Green Day doesn't apologize for their "MAGA idiot" lyric he will call off the next seven gas station appearances he has planned.
The horror
Merry Christmas! I hope you’ve all rested & loved on the people that matter most! I also hope some of you had a chance to see @TheColorPurple, today!
Did y’all know red is my favorite color and @FrameRateMerch is my favorite store? Well now you do. 🎄
Guy math is spending $650 on a Steam Deck to remotely earn Xbox Rewards points to get games and Game Pass for free.
I know he let his old self "die", but I feel like Darth Vader speaks differently than Anakin did in a lot of ways. except for when he says "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further" in empire strikes back. that shit is 100% anakin skywalker. anyway, merry christmas
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