Ryan @ACoolAssTurtle
Sports, comedy, history, nerdy stuff, and maybe occasionally politics. Joined September 2018-
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This is what Odysseus saw before killing the suitors who were seeking to marry his wife
This is what Odysseus saw before killing the suitors who were seeking to marry his wife
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For a while there my timeline was nothing but Charlie Kirk, football, and pics of Ella Purnell. The algorithm certainly knows what its doing.
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Norm Macdonald, has always stayed with me
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The Ivy League invented football as a substitute for war and the South was like “damn this is the best thing since war”
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Gollum by Evan Scale
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“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”
“I am Harambe the White, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”
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Tattoos are for sailors and ladies of ill repute.
Tattoos are for sailors and ladies of ill repute.
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People arguing over whether Tyreek Hill has a defamation case makes me realize how no one really understands anything.
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Really why I dislike Kelce, dude acts all tough then calls the police when a real nigga walk in the room
Really why I dislike Kelce, dude acts all tough then calls the police when a real nigga walk in the room
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The walls of Constantinople
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I like how it's based on an actual photo from GWOT
I like how it's based on an actual photo from GWOT https://t.co/MH7DLA2uZS
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Average Ernest Hemingway story: To prove his masculinity, Hemingway sailed into a hurricane only to return haunted by a tragic love affair and God's indifference to his despair. Average F. Scott Fitzgerald story: After his wife called him gay, Fitzgerald slipped on a banana peel.
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Decided to play Road to Glory in CFB 26 for the first time and I was totally blindsided by how unhinged it turned out to be
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One of the craziest stat lines of All Time.
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