Aiman Dhingra @ALaughterLady
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Venus wanted to go on a holiday Neptune agreed, but told him to PLANET
I want to buy 2 ears You'll get them from any DOKAAN in the market
Mattar was yelling so loudly Gajar told him to PEAS out
Older kids greet a lot As they go to HI school
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