Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

@Schilling1776 Madonna is literally her real name you fuckin dork. Couldn't take 5 seconds to google. Just goes to show how much "fact checking" people like you really do. Moron.

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

4 years ago

I love my foreign roommates but these MFs hog the kitchen cooking for like 5 hours every night. Bro I'm STARVING lmao

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

5 years ago

@lauleask When my vaccine makes me immortal and super strong you're gonna be sorry

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

5 years ago

Dude at the party spilt a beer and then cleaned it with a mop but the mop bucket was full of piss so now it's so much worse

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

5 years ago

She got that margarine cooter. Thing is so tight, I can’t believe it’s not butthole.

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

7 years ago

How restaurants have bad food? Like, that’s the one thing.

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

7 years ago

Does anyone else get the sense that the nerds who constantly share puns think they have an elite sense of humour?

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

8 years ago

$100 says @realdonaldtrump's favourite Doritos are Cool Ranch

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

8 years ago

i don't do dishes. a washed pot never boils

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

8 years ago

#Trump would watch Blade and call it N-Word Scissor Hands.

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

8 years ago

i could list like at least 10 people with no jobs, don't have extravagantly wealthy parents, but are somehow always on a beach. how. HOW! I MUST KNOW! I AM JEALOUS AND PETTY.

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John Mayer @JohnMayer

9 years ago

Had to wear a different deodorant today and now I smell like a real jerk.

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

9 years ago

I like mainstream ass shit these days. Old me woulda hated me. Fuck the old me lol

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A celebrity could literally get voted president of the universe and still have the audacity to say "Oh it's such a humbling experience... You know... To be the biggest fucking deal in history... That's what I feel after this experience; overwhelming modesty."

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Regis Trillbin @AMSahuri

9 years ago

"You should invest in this thing I'm investing in, it'll be awesome!" Are you actually wanting me to make money or do you just want to feel less alone in your shit decision?