A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

Attorney, hockey player, bird attack survivor, dancer, eccentric billionaire who fights crime at night dressed like a bat. JK, I can't dance. Joined April 2009

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a month ago

In case you are ever wondering what a negotiated statement looks like as something to get a mediated resolution across the goal line (NPI), here it is.

Adam Rittenberg @ESPNRittenberg

a month ago

In case you are ever wondering what a negotiated statement looks like as something to get a mediated resolution across the goal line (NPI), here it is.

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

6 months ago

Ah, yes. The #Blackhawks, #Bulls, and #Cubs are all playing at the same time and even though I am in the Chicago market, I can’t watch any of them on TV. #Marketing #FanEngagement

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

11 months ago

I was at the game this weekend. The last #Bears game I went to before that was Getsy’s last game. Now I have ended Waldron, too.

Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero

11 months ago

I was at the game this weekend. The last #Bears game I went to before that was Getsy’s last game. Now I have ended Waldron, too.

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"I dedicate this to those athletes who cannot come here because Russia killed them." Olga Kharlan wins Ukraine's first Olympic medal. Last year, Olga was unfairly disqualified for her principled stance, refusing to shake hands with a Russian athlete supporting the war 1/

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a year ago

Everybody still think he’s better than Seth Jones?

NHL News @PuckReportNHL

a year ago

Everybody still think he’s better than Seth Jones?

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

Dearest Kyleigh who hacked my Fandango account and is currently watching Bad Boys 4 (Seats E4, E5) at the AMC on Rainbow Road in Las Vegas and is guzzling popcorn and two large drinks on my dime: I will have my vengeance in this life or the next, you dick. -APB

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

Yes; next question.

Scott ✝🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸 @fitdaddy_scott

a year ago

Yes; next question.

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

Today, of all the days, I got caught mid-mow by a thunderstorm that arrived two hours earlier than expected. #HappyFathersDay #IGuess

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a year ago

The people who pair their beautiful chicken parm with some kind of pasta slathered in alfredo make me sick. You know who you are. Disgusting.

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

Another day, another attack by a feckless goose on the bike trail. When will it stop? @TheJusticeDept

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

Bruins simply do not deserve to win with these uniforms. Why ruin a good thing?

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

a year ago

It is a cruel reality that the season in which I am most frequently without a shirt is also the season that I am most likely to gas 10+ light beers the same day I eat ice cream.

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a year ago

This team. #Bulls

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2 years ago

“Being President of the United States” better be on this mf.

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2 years ago

“Next thing you know you’re gonna tell me I can’t spit at ladies.” -Son (6)

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

2 years ago

Boqvist on the highlight reels for getting left in the dust by Byfield. Still laughing at the people #OnHere who said the Jones for #Boqvist trade was bad not just bc of Jones’ contract, but bc Boqvist was the “better player.” Just insane.

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

2 years ago

Patrick Kane, who plays for the Red Wings, got a stretch pass in overtime from Alex DeBrincat, who also plays for the goddamned Red Wings, and buries a breakaway to beat the Hawks in OT on Chris Chelios night. I hate it here.

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A.P. Böttcher @APB_ESQ

2 years ago

I think organized running races or triathlons should be broken down by weight, not by age. I want to be the Bison Class 5K runner up, not the 35-40 year old runner up. Sounds cooler.