Hillary Pettit @A_VeryWaryBear
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Some total piece of shit garbage person ran over comedian Heather Marulli last week AND DROVE OFF. Her injuries are costly, donate if you can! gofund.me/0c5c3d08
Happy 80th birthday to @TheWho's Roger Daltrey. In "The Tale of Two Springfields," he tells Marge to "Get out of the way." He also improvised this alternate response, which was included in the Season 12 DVD deleted scenes. #TheSimpsons
dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.
I asked my hairstylist for the #WhoTFDidIMarry “Reesa Tessa Special” here’s how it went:
Wait, can folks who don’t plan to have children, freeze embryos, and then claim them as dependents for life? Ladies, this might work out for us…
My audition submission to play lead in the #WhoTFDidIMarry biopic.
I'll never forget when Dad reprogrammed my GPS to curse and to my surprise I get in the car and it says "take a fucking left in 200 mothafuckin feet, bitch!" We do STEM our own special way in our family. My grandfather was one of the few Black senior computer engineers at IBM.
I hope E. Jean Carroll gets Mar-a-Lago and turns it into the world's most glamorous free abortion clinic. #Carrollago
Guys I need my inhaler right NOW
This👏is👏how👏my👏grandma👏turns👏on👏and👏off👏her👏lights
POV: Mrs Claus on Christmas Eve 🤶🏾
Life is good yall! Thank you for making #CandyCaneLaneMovie NUMBER ONE on @PrimeVideo 🎄✨❄️ Excited to be back to film more episodes of #GhostsCBS for Season 3 👻
I'm pretty sure I just dodged a mugging or worse, walking from my car to apartment. I'm already on anxiety meds, so what do I do to calm down? 💀💀💀
Roes before bros.
Tonight, my nephew and his girlfriend ate at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant. They surprised me by swinging by my place to drop off my favorite dish on their way home. It was not a convenient detour, but it was such a kind and thoughtful thing to do. Totally made my day.♥️
Birdie offers her unique brand of encouragement for a Runyon hike.
KNITTERS & CROCHETERS hello hello! as it gets colder I am once again knitting beanies and scarves for people in need. If you’d like to also, I recommend washing the item in mild detergent, and putting it in a ziploc bag with a note saying what the fabric is in case of allergies
This is the wonderful TNR group that found our little Francie in a barn colony here in VT! Follow, support, donate if you can!
This is the wonderful TNR group that found our little Francie in a barn colony here in VT! Follow, support, donate if you can!
Cheap Trick @Cheaptrickpv
1 Followers 75 Following THE PRIVATE Twitter Of Cheap Trick! Our new album,in ANOTHER WORLD,is out now!
Ken Jeong @KenJjong
1 Followers 136 Following @The maskedsingerfox Queen Night Tonight. Catch up on previous episode on @hulu
Elon_reeve _musk 🅧 @ElonXmusk18
57 Followers 1K Following chairman, CEO, and CTO of SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, product architect, and former chairman of Tesla, Inc.; owner, chairman, and CTO of X Corp
Sonic_Sprint @sprint47654
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Miranda Moore @Mirandamoore_mm
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Essence Meyers @EssenceMey97356
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Deythaled @deythaled79161
124 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”
Serene @salousleth53580
354 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
Harey @Harey59690
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Theaphish @theaphish46910
12 Followers 2K Following I hope that I will be mature and stable and survive the desperate situation and live a better life.
Dwayne @satodasef94986
393 Followers 5K Following See the world on the road, and get to know yourself on the way!
na na @Ruth49111163
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Dr Fernando Gomez @Kenjeong151409
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Hi, I'm Alex and this.. @6seasonspodcast
7K Followers 1K Following The podcast for interviews with the writers, crew, and cast of @CommunityTV. Quoted in Variety, People, and more! @6seasonspodcast.bsky.social
Sunset. @fadilvalent
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John ☮️💟 @john_the_humble
491 Followers 5K Following Let’s smile and kind to each other so that we can change the world 🌎 ❤️🙏😁
Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila
414K Followers 190K Following Singer-Songwriter. Foodie. Political junkie. 🇺🇸🇵🇷🏳️🌈 You can find my music here: https://t.co/RhaMdhtOkp
Benobos the Pataphysi.. @benobose
1K Followers 3K Following Lawyer, Birder, Podcast Addict. Go Dawgs! Hook 'em! Shrike season I love my wife
Tinky @MyEdibleWords
82 Followers 300 Following Just a girl, writing, sharing, breathing loving and healing. Be kind my darlings, we don't know what battles others are fighting. #bekindyoucantrewind
Beyond Our Science�.. @BO_sci
22K Followers 3K Following Science educational account. welcome to the official account BOS.This account is primarily dedicated to Science lover .
The Other J.C. - E PL.. @rpwhardware
2K Followers 4K Following Maine guy - pop culture nerd - TV addict - Keesoverse devotee - Green Bay Packers owner - animal lover - pretty much a Canadian according to Steve Patterson 🌊
Communies @communiess
37K Followers 3K Following Welcome Community fans! We just like liking (and sharing) all things Community related. Hosted by misfits since 2013. #sixseasonsandamovie #andamovie
6 Seasons and a Movin.. @NBAGreendale
5K Followers 1K Following The Community/basketball collab that no one asked for. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Carnival of Horror @HorrorCarnival
76K Followers 23K Following “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ― Edgar Allan Poe #horror #scifi #fantasy #art #thriller #horrormovies
The Greendale Effect @WingerSpeech
1K Followers 2K Following “Things are bad. But we’re together. That makes this the perfect timeline.” #AndAMovie
MC5 * A True Testimon.. @MC5movie
7K Followers 8K Following Feature length documentary on the MC5 The last, great untold story of the 1960's To be released in theaters, streaming and as a deluxe DVD
Mr. Honeymeister @DJSkullCap
2 Followers 9 Following
Kendall 👑✨ @Queen_Kendal632
67 Followers 140 Following still trying to figure it all out. lost in my own head. nurse in training.
Jennifer Larsen @1IloveDane1
3 Followers 46 Following
Kendall @kendalllynn53
23 Followers 45 Following 21. Currently studying to become an RN. In love with my best friend.❤
Jill Morris @99elementals
4 Followers 80 Following tweeting for peace, love and environmental justice.
Tim @i_calculon
36K Followers 29K Following
YouWatchTvFree9 @YouWatchTvFree9
22 Followers 484 Following Visit my blog to see daily new tv shows for free in HD. Just one click on the link and you can watch it directly. Enjoy watching and FOLLOW ME.
Mary Campbell @greenerymanda1
15 Followers 158 Following
Jesse Jones @JesseKIRO7
10K Followers 6K Following Got a consumer complaint or want to report government waste? Drop me a note! 1-844-77-JESSE (53773)
Channel Sound @ChannelSound
112 Followers 518 Following We shoot musicians performing stripped down sets in various locations. http://t.co/kUt6WR6xR5 http://t.co/TGA7FNEYfu
Kendall Pettit @klynnn89
93 Followers 128 Following 19, graduated, easy to get along with. Taken by my bestfriend (: #ThatSimple
Cannon Beach Oregon @CannonBeachOreg
4K Followers 4K Following Cannon Beach is where the Oregon Coast shows its unique self. Haystack Rock, Ecola State Park, and Terrible Tillie are some of the local landmarks.
MichelineAndrau @MichelineAndrau
117 Followers 452 Following When people walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody who leaves.
Vince Barnett @VinceBarnett
687 Followers 2K Following Comedian, Poet, Creative, #NFT Creator & Collector, Blogger and Podcast Host. A Mic is a terrible thing to waste!
Mocha is in the house @MochaTalker
4K Followers 406 Following I was feral or abandoned, until mom worked really hard to gain my trust and welcomed me in.Thank you for being part of our journey. #catsonx
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
326K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Grimmorph @Grimmorph
2K Followers 2K Following I run a special needs cat rescue (@RocketCatRescue). Artist, cartoon and horror enthusiast, toy collector. Creature of the night. Grimmorph @ Zul'jin on WoW.
Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS
246K Followers 2K Following Congresswoman #TX30 | Civil Rights & Criminal Attorney | Progressive | Former State Rep for HD100 | DST 1913 🐘🔥| She/Her/Ella
danielle weisberg for.. @danielleweisber
32K Followers 970 Following award-nominated tv writer, nap slut, the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy | she/her | [email protected]
Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce
294K Followers 3K Following DEATH OF A SALESMAN (B’dway,London),CLEMENCY (Sundance), BURNING CANE (TriBeca Film Fest) SELMA, RAY, X. JACK RYAN (Amazon) THE WIRE (HBO) RAISING KANAN (Starz)
Annie Elise x 10 to L.. @_10toLIFE
12K Followers 17 Following Your true crime BFF. 👯♀️🚩YouTube: 10 to Life & Podcast: SERIALously?! wherever you get your podcasts. xx
first of all, bitch, .. @thejournalista
43K Followers 3K Following monique. coffee. words. books. lipstick. wine. graphic t-shirts. shoes. clothes. pens. journals. tattoos trader joe's.
Brooke Smith @Iam_BrookeSmith
14K Followers 925 Following Actress+Mother #BlackLivesMatter https://t.co/muqy8yTlSR
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 424 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Ian Fortey and Bigfoo.. @IanFortey
16K Followers 2K Following Horror & comedy writer. Amazon & NYT best selling author. Rep'd by @VictressLit. I ghostwrite & write commission work. Just ask! https://t.co/mRTLzhZY0M
Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell
1.5M Followers 12K Following Husband | Dad to Nelson, Cricket & Hank | Congressman |@HouseJudiciary @HomelandDems | social media policy:https://t.co/47CTxGuV0o | #EndGunViolence
Lindy Li @lindyli
353K Followers 199 Following political strategist 🇺🇸. @pennsylvaniagov commissioner. @princeton alumni class president. @dnc national finance committee. biden delegate. runner🏃🏻♀️
There is no cat in th.. @Thereisnocat_
835K Followers 28 Following On hiatus (sort of). Unofficial reddit: https://t.co/riSEzRByhC
New York Times Pitchb.. @DougJBalloon
262K Followers 4K Following Parody. The really well-trained dog is the one that turns his somersault when there is no whip. merch: https://t.co/3bxNPhdkPL
Spooky Ghost @SpookyGhostB00
17 Followers 89 Following I’m here to make spooky noises and haunt! beware the spookiness! Tag me to haunt someone! OooOooOooo!
Cats of Yore @CatsOfYore
117K Followers 37 Following Hi! I'm Molly and I'm interested in feline history and welfare. Owner of 2 amazing FIV+ cats! Header by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from 1908.
Liana Kerzner @redlianak
18K Followers 7K Following Host @NotTherapyShow (same on Threads), Game Dev, YouTuber, analyst, gamer. Poop-throwing unicorn wrangler. Here to have fun! Creative director of @SongSparkle
(((RoadieToGo Thee JE.. @Roadietogo
817 Followers 270 Following Jew. Punk Rocker. Wood Worker. ANTIFASCIST. I support Indigenous Sovereignty. Black Lives Matter. I support the freeing of all oppressed people.
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
BrooklynDad_Defiant!�.. @mmpadellan
1.3M Followers 42K Following Proud papa. Perpetually pissed. #BlueWave2024, #Feminist. Author of The Liddle'est President. 👉Sr. Advisor, @ReallyAmerican1👈👀
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Crime Scene Kitchen @CrimeKitchenFOX
2K Followers 1 Following Follow @foodclubfox for all #CrimeSceneKitchen updates! 🍰 Watch anytime on FOX NOW and Hulu.
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
Joe Hill @joe_hill
326K Followers 60 Following Author of THE BLACK PHONE (STORIES), NOS4A2, and HORNS. Co-Creator of LOCKE & KEY. Really me, and here on Twitter since 2009, blue check or not.
Tom Yi @YomTi
281 Followers 319 Following
Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie
127K Followers 2K Following Epidemiology asst professor @BUSPH |social media ed @amjepi | cohost @casualinfer podcast | Causal inference & public health #epitwitter🇨🇦 insta/🧵:laughing.e
Pleasant Gehman @PleasantGehman1
5K Followers 2K Following Multi genre #artist Best selling #author #witch #tarot #showgirl #actor #punk #singer 🔮🌙 Hostess of The Devil’s Music #podcast 👹
Mystery Science Theat.. @MST3K
72K Followers 301 Following Visit our site to find all the places you can stream and own Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Jeremy Hooper 🥨 @goodasyou
29K Followers 11K Following Dad who ✍️ jest for adults (@newyorkerhumor/ @mcsweeneys/@weeklyhumorist/@pointsincase/@frazzledhumor/@slackjawhumor/ etc.) & kiddos (PBs) | rep: @unitedtalent
Unfuck Your Habitat® @TeamUfYH
52K Followers 487 Following You’re better than your mess. https://t.co/0DLCxC0dzr… She/her
Dr. Raven the Science.. @ravenscimaven
158K Followers 23 Following Raven Baxter, Ph.D. ✨ Molecular biologist, science educator. Director @TheScienceHaven. Views are my own. 1908. [email protected]
Erik Charles Nielsen @echarlesnielsen
6K Followers 720 Following Comedian, actor, world’s loudest deadpan. Seeking representation/day job/the patronage of the nobility.
LeVar Burton @levarburton
2.1M Followers 1K Following Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow Guy IG: levar.burton
Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom
383K Followers 2 Following The original Room Rater. Get our book here https://t.co/xO94URjXzU
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Peanuts On This Day @Peanuts50YrsAgo
44K Followers 156 Following Tweeting daily Peanuts strips from 50 years ago. Buy the books. No Peanuts parodies. Thank you.
abed but explained @abedexplained
554 Followers 1 Following dm if i miss any references or if you think a post could also be a reference to something else!
place where animal sh.. @catshouldnt
1.6M Followers 135 Following Best cat page on 𝕏 . DM for credit/removal
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
Jack Black @jackblack
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THE KINGCAST @Kingcast19
13K Followers 198 Following A very important Stephen King podcast hosted by @ScottWamplerRIP & @EricVespe, via the @FANGORIA Podcast Network. Patreon: https://t.co/aOG8B65vaf
The Other J.C. - E PL.. @rpwhardware
2K Followers 4K Following Maine guy - pop culture nerd - TV addict - Keesoverse devotee - Green Bay Packers owner - animal lover - pretty much a Canadian according to Steve Patterson 🌊
My pup is 12 years old. Still sometimes she forgets to go outside when it's time...an accident. She still invades the litter box...huge temptation to her. Basically, she is untrainable. Love her so much . Makes my day every single day. Many times over. #noem @KristiNoem
best mom ever 🥹
Happy Birthday, Carol Burnett! Love you so much. 🎉🍰🩷🤗🎶
PSA: If you find yourself attempting to defend the murder of a puppy, congratulations, you’re an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
What we learned today: Kristi Noem's book editor *really* did not like her.
Sport is like a tourist visiting a culturally important site like the Colosseum. Bitches once ruled the Boxlands where he is right meow.
Yesterday was likely the wettest April 25 on record in Seattle, but … the automated rain gauge malfunctioned. So nothing counts ☹️
“I led my dog to a gravel pit and shot him to death” is the new “I’m just a hockey mom.”
I think we need a total and complete shutdown of republicans until we can figure out what’s going on.
Kevin McCarthy Protege Under Investigation For Sexually Assaulting Daughter: Republican Kern County Supervisor Zack Scrivner is being investigated for sexual assault after his other child stabbed him in the chest twice lamag.com/news/kevin-mcc…
You just know what these “experts” smell like
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
Even when the press interviews are on Zoom, I will still turn a look. 💅🏾✨
Shit's fucked up and it's looking like we're gonna have to vote our way out of this mess
Today in Cheap Trick History: (1978) The band performed at the Nagoya-shi Kokaido in Nagoya. This was only the second show of their first tour in Japan.
Pitch-perfect Law & Order homage episode. (Also goodness, how has it been TWELVE years?!?)
Today in 2012, Basic Lupine Urology aired! Written by @meganganz and directed by @RobSchrab, & if it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message. #OriginalAiring
Never forget that included in all of Trump’s awfulness is the fact that he doesn’t like dogs and they don’t like him. If that’s not disqualifying I don’t know what is.
Today is #WorldPenguinDay , so here is a story about the “astonishing depravity" and "hooligan males" of the Adélie penguins recorded in Cape Adare in 1911.
And Melania claims she would be with Donald for his trial but she has to be as far away from the sight and smell of him as possible.
Trump claims he would be with Melania for her birthday but he has to be in court
This is why diversity matters. Reminds me of the time I was almost put in a monkey shirt in a commercial and the one Black person in wardrobe said that they needed to give me something else.
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
Me feel sad because me no got cookies. But me feel good because me got me. And me not so bad! 💙
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