Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

Give a man a fish, and he can feed himself for a day. Give him an elephant, and he can feed himself for life. m.facebook.com/punchpuppet/ Joined December 2016

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a day ago

When this sunbleached dog-chewed late-stage elvis action figure stands up, you just know it's time to sneak off to do something more productive. Like taking a dump.

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Trump and RFK Jnr to announce the best cure for communism is brain-worm implants with follow-up daily worm-food brain injections, all hail the mighty brain-worm, Zogg the Great, Lord Emperor of all brain-worms.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

2 days ago

Brace yourself for the MAGA memes falsely claiming pregnant "liberals" are taking loads of Tynellol because Trump said it's really bad.

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2 days ago

Breaking! The *real* reason they let Kimmel back; Mariah Carey defrosting has already begun - she was booked for the Christmas show, and you can *not* refreeze her once thawing commences!

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2 days ago

@Ginger_Gimp90 @GovernorShapiro Business is business, he's back again fash-licker.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

2 days ago

Hey @grok, Make a picture with a half-sized Tommy Robinson as the pied piper of Hammelin, playing a simple flute and doing a jig and tempting hundreds of normal-sized angry, shouting, middle aged, red faced English patriots wearing England flag t-shirts down a street in London.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

3 days ago

"I am the resurrection and the life. Anyone who purchases two Charlie T-shirts gets 10% off. Amen. ”

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4 days ago

Watching Trump say he didn't know Mandelson is like watching a fly on a t💩rd saying it never met the other flies.

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4 days ago

When racist grandad visits for Christmas dinner, but you downed a molly and half a bottle of wine.

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6 days ago

The Senate has declared Oct 14th as the 'National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk'. This will be MAGA on that day.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

Breaking, the message exchanges between Tyler Robinson and his alleged trans lover were actually sent via quills, parchment, and carrier pigeons.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

Today, we discovered kids in their 20s under duress text each other exactly like a middle-aged spook trying to fabricate a wholly unconvincing dialogue between kids in their 20s under duress texting one another. Who'd've guessed?

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

Kash "incompetent" Patel is currently being grilled like a cheese toastie by the Senate Comittee.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

Utah State University are to remove their Heat Transfer, Transistor Design & Fabrication and Transportation Engineering modules from their engineering degree courses, after accidentally grooming a male evangelical MAGA gun-nut family kid into a homicidal pro-trans assassin.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

The law of "they'd release it in a f*cking jiffy if they had the evidence" suggests VERY strongly that Kash Patel has zero evidence Tyler Robinson was a leftie.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

If Tyler Robinson is on suicide watch, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest it's not entirely in the interests of MAGA to be carrying out those regular checks on him with the utmost expediency.

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Ad Hill @AdPunchPuppet

a week ago

The statements by Kash Patel et al amount to behaviour indistinguishable from a bunch of incompetent f*ckwits panicking & spinning hearsay as the mounting evidence blows their ridiculous narrative out of the water. If they had killer material evidence, these goons would show us.