Adam Thoughts @AdamThoughts
Unedited, stream-of-conscious thoughts about the world from a drummer's point of view. Joined July 2011-
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I just can't take someone seriously if they have nine whole fingers and one nubby finger.
Showing ass is what dudes do and showing dicks is what fags do...
The best way to describe me masturbating is like watching Tiger Woods swing a 9-iron.
When Mandy Moore died in A Walk to Remember she deserved it because she had those stupid bangs.
Sometime I'm even grossed out by my own penis. But I mean a vagina, it looks like a bullet wound from Vietnam that didn't heal properly.
You know, the only things stopping me from doing things is me. I think of that when I want to help drop an old person with an elbow.
You know, someday I really want to see someone get sucked up by a tornado.
The Bible says not to "abuse" yourself. I've never done that, but there's been a few times I've been pullin it and thought I've gone too far
I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't jerk off. I wouldn't be productive. I couldn't focus or relax. I'd probably be a hostile person.
For a thousand dollars, would you shit on a baby? I mean of course it wouldn't harm or scare the baby. But the parents would know.
I spend three times as long in the shower soaping my crotch than anything else. Guys just use showering as an excuse to play with themselves
I'm going to be honest, once we stopped hanging out it took a while to get that girl out of my jerk-off tank. But I finally moved on.
When a girl opens her bedside drawer and beside the condoms is a cucumber,she can't use the excuse that she was cooking and it fell in there
Don't let me forget, I need to YouTube "The Making of The Passion of the Christ" tonight.
Seriously, did you wash your mouth out with Indian food before you came over?
I'm 23 now. Since I was 10 years old I've been...a pervert. And I just don't know what to do about it anymore.
50% of vaginas make me want to smooch on them all day. The other 50% make me want to never see a woman again.
She had the body of an average 33 year old that's had a kid or two. You have to love someone before that point to be able to accept that.
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