Roland Abernathy @AgentDashing
A gentleman for all occasions. Even the messy ones. omneverse.tumblr.com Vancouver Joined May 2014-
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Work dragged me away for a spell, but now I am home. With a souvenir; a slight limp. At least the bullet missed my liver. #villainproblems
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@awartharose How darling is he! You otter know! ~Roland
@omneverse That's enough out of you, you hateful snake.
Never offer a woman a tissue if she's crying. You're only telling her to clean herself up and keep her emotions inside.
@omneverse Jesus. You need anything you call me, okay? I'll drive you to a real hospital in Vancouver.
@omneverse That mug looks awfully familiar...
Every second matters. So does every bullet. Make them both count.
My best friend helps me tie my tie, but she's an embalmer & can only do it if I'm lying supine, flat. #Creepy #Awkward #FuneralGeek
Always be a gentleman. Until someone forces your hand, then be merciless.
Never ask a masked man his true identity. It's self defeating; we conceal ourselves as well. And we're never pleased with what's hidden.
There's nothing quite so satiating as a cigar and a glass of cognac enjoyed under a low-hanging sun.
@omneverse *sigh* I supposed I walked right into that one.
@omneverse You are not kidding, luv. Even though I got through, I'm still nervous about snipers. With flaming arrows.
@AphroditeAfter5 Nice. I get my share of those too. They finally stopped when I posted them to Reddit. With names, numbers, & emails.
Start writing letters again. Long hand. #ScrewSwagIHaveClass
Call your mom. Even if you don't get along, for today you can set aside your griefs for half an hour. #LoveLightLaughter
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