Mellimelle @mellimelle
I wanna tweet right now. I'm Mellimelle and I came to get down. I'm not internationally known but I'm known to rock the twitterphone. Because I get stupid. Florida, USA Joined August 2011-
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Everyone I follow on here enriches my life in one way or another. Your thoughts, insights, struggles, photos, humour and rants. Thanks for being you and thanks for being an eejit like me and staying here until the bitter end, lol xxxxxxx
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I wasn’t always there when someone needed me but at least I sent the best memes.
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That family member who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older💯
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1-877-Kars-4-Kids PTSD is real.
Anyone who considers me unapproachable can just fuck off.
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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs
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It’s pretty hypocritical that the word phonetic isn’t even spelled phonetically
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Never let someone you love become a stranger.
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god I miss when twitter was fun
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If I knew then what I know now at 38, I would've married a chiropractor.
If I see Christmas decorations outside your house first week of November, I will call the police.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need another Fall candle until you use the ones you already have.
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Funny, I keep yelling JENGA, but it doesn’t make me feel better about my life falling apart.
Tell me Jonas Bros “Like It’s Christmas” isn’t meant for every day. I’ll wait.
Tell me Jonas Bros “Like It’s Christmas” isn’t meant for every day. I’ll wait.
I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to buy an investment property for her.
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Is it just me or has the whole world gone mad?
How long is normal to want to be left alone? Is it forever? I feel like forever is acceptable.
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i noticed you haven't tweeted in a few weeks and just wanted to thank you
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I dont know what pickle ball even is
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