Scott’s Tots @JefeJK47
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Your heart is a third world country and my love is a tourist from Switzerland
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#HelpMeHelpOthers by purchasing my collection of short stories goo.gl/jLC50 or donating directly PayPal.me/Vincenzo
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pain hurts most on Tuesday i noticed
Say hi back to me or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street
What’s the funniest line in Pineapple Express and why is it when the dad tells Seth Rogen that if he doesn’t shut up he will take him outside and fuck him in the street? Why do I laugh about this almost everyday? Why do I quote it all the time and no one gets that I’m joking?
With every bite of this banana yogurt the hatred in my heart grows fonder.
There are people out there just walking around like normal that will buy strawberry banana yogurt to replace all the blueberry of yours they ate. Like that’s even comparable. Fucking heinous, I swear.
If my name was Noah, everytime someone asked my name id say, Noah I’m not gonna tell ya
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Nice paragraph bio you fat geek
Recently went with light to dark purple toes, won’t be doing this again 0/5
Draining the swamp sounds like just another excuse to party in Oklahoma. Swamp draining party down at the quarry y’all BYOB
Why do humans have two balls or two boobs but only one cock and one butthole and one vajina?
I miss the days when we had Hand pissing in litter boxes on vine instead of single moms dancing on TikTok’s
Hey what’s happening? Why are there fireworks or rapid gunfire occurring on the golf course by the lake in Okc?
Obligatory post of what I’m trying today. They taste awesome, by far the best tasting brand of gummies imo
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im not taking responsibility for bullshit I had nothing to do with.
DOCTOR REBECCA SHATSKY, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO MADAM
Remember in that one movie where King Kong kills Sam Jackson
My older brother would be fired up right now
Me and my Lizza Queen rawr!
Shouldn’t be scheduled at all but fuck it we ball
JUST IN - U.S. drug control agency will move to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous "Schedule III" drug — AP
it’s fine. everything is FINE
I have never liked them. As a child until today I think every flavor of Pop-Tart is vile. If that’s the last thing on earth to eat, which it probably will be along with Twinkies … I’m going to start looking for bugs.
I don’t wanna start a fight but chocolate pop tarts will always be the best.
totally doing what im supposed to be doing rn
I AM NOT DESIGNED TO WORK I AM DESIGNED TO LISTEN TO MADONNA WHILE LAYING IN A HOT PINK BIKINI BY MY POOOOLLLLL
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