Swishergirl @Swishergirl24
I have two guns, one for each of you. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Joined August 2011-
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🤍And that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding 🤍 ✍️: @robsheff / @RollingStone
🤍And that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding 🤍 ✍️: @robsheff / @RollingStone
Love that I can always count on twitter to confirm that Meta is down and we’ve all been logged out of facebook and Instagram isn’t working
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But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.
Have you ever had jalapeño RELISH?? We made this. You should try it! It’s the perfect stocking stuffed and it’s on sale now! happyhals.com/shop?fbclid=PA…
Hi, welcome to adulthood! You'll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
Hey @KenBurns I can’t believe you didn’t mention that George Templeton Strong looks exactly like Robert Downey Jr.
Imagine being voted out of office by someone who was just kicked out of beetle juice the musical for vaping and jacking off her date
This dog trying prosthetics for the first time
“taylor swift is ruining football” the fact that just a successful woman attending a football game ruins it for you is way more telling about you than her or her fans
I don’t know who needs to hear this but no one cares if the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce is a PR stunt or not. Not since Barbenheimer has the country come together in sheer unbridled joy and happiness over something that will have no lasting impact on anyone. Let people enjoy stuff.
Spacehog could have written Shake It Off but Taylor Swift never could have written In the Meantime
do u think taylor swift’s had sex or just hand stuff
For fuck sake. I seriously don't know how so many ppl are saying ageism, being offended and are taking it this way. I said I'm 40. I said I'm talking to the younger generation. I said your parents (which would include my generation) and your grandparents. You really think I would…
Omg. It wasn’t just vaping. Look what she’s doing to him. 🤮
dunno about you guys but I’ve never had gay or trans people knock on my door to pass out propaganda pamphlets and evangelize me about their beliefs.
jon hamm with the 🧳 themed picket sign 🥺
oceans: hot tub aliens: real economy: disintegrating me: hey just circling back on my last email
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 970 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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yzeermrw9v @swi5okphy
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Brettanomyces @brett1762
573 Followers 968 Following Just a guy living in a beach town. LEO. My sarcasm is natural. Green eye club member. '95 peewee hockey champ.
flying things @trytocare
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Someone @Someone70537168
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888 @m7HfpxVZDp33445
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yeehaa ❤️ @cheekychelios
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No @MaryJoBrad80069
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SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient
2K Followers 4K Following What fresh hell is this? I mean, "Hi!" humor, data privacy, occasionally infosec. Never intelligence.
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هلا والله @alklaly67309
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Mighty Mighty Turkeyn.. @MightyNeck
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Landr @Landr897
302 Followers 2K Following 🎮 YouTuber diving into video games, sci-fi & anime. Epic stories & adventures await! 🚀 #Gamer #SciFi #Anime | New vids daily! 🎥✨
Mr. CAT @SinaBy255903
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Shafter Wasco 🏁 @thefakejayc
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game of admission @joannesnyder64
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baby😍💪 Ethiopia.. @BoosYose
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Vic Victor @Dvictorious7
383 Followers 4K Following A movie lover and love to imaginate movies. A fan of DC comics and Marvel studios. Scriptwriter. Ghost writer
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Dakon 💚💜✨ ✨ @trillionsoFAces
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Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba
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Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy
50K Followers 7K Following Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 970 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Grant Tanaka: Honky @GrantTanaka
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The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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Marti @MartiZenith
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Gail Bennington @GailAaann
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MK Schultz @Makemali
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Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki
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If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
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Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
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Dominick the Blind�.. @Envisionff
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Dr Kirsten Perkins @KPNeuropsy
668 Followers 470 Following Consultant Clinical Neuropsychologist - NHS & Private Practice
Jo Bean💕 @jobrowneyes
26K Followers 5K Following Concentrated formula of snarky and emotional vomit. Every 11:11 spoken for, and each minute in between. Connections that can’t be broken 🔗
Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony
19K Followers 18K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq
Emily ™ @emily_tweets
253K Followers 2K Following typical fucking scorpio - header art: @sasa_elebea
Adam @optimstcpesimst
851 Followers 2K Following To be a voice for the voiceless 🇵🇸 while sorting out the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. ;
ZenDog @gado333
661 Followers 2K Following National Resilience USAR Capability Advisor. Merseyside Fire & Rescue Service. Running & music are my sanctuary. Views my own.
Debby with a Y (yes a.. @sarah_b1999
46K Followers 49K Following Democrat Biden/Harris Resist💙Widow🌊LGBTQ ally BLM 🚫DMs. Twitter engagement to @cocaine__monkey my hero! Also @debby_alt
New Gold Dream (81–.. @Le_Roque_Show
2K Followers 1K Following New gold dream. She is the one in front of me, the siren and the ecstasy. New gold dream. Crashing beats and fantasy, setting sun in front of me. New Gold Dream
Have Van, will travel.. @1crazyvanlife
2K Followers 4K Following 🧡🧡Twitter is cheaper than therapy 🤷♂️ I identify as weird 😜 Philly kid in found his way back home 👍🏼 🇺🇦 Go Birds 🦅
🃏Tolkien’s Maide.. @Jane_Suburbia
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Nick Barrett @Nicovitch
378 Followers 742 Following Writer / director / producer. DEVIL TOWN 😈 Currently beavering away on shorts, features and televisual curiosities
gravity.pop @poppinggravity
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Skatanist 🇺🇸�.. @AlvinForbes4
473 Followers 377 Following Artist/Musician/Painter. Kanien’kehá:ka Grand River. Sometimes I get paid to hit stuff. Friend Of Bill. Decidedly single for years and not looking.
Les Yonemoto, MD MBA @protoninfo
77K Followers 77K Following Radiation Oncologist. My tweets on #CancerResearch #Cancer #Health #Medicine #Oncology #RadOnc T/RT/F≠Endorsement/Advise https://t.co/SAf2YBUInF
Bernie Barac @TankBarac
107 Followers 43 Following Photographer / Videographer. Single Dad. Outdoorsman. Outspoken. Coffee in my veins and a camera in my hand.
matt @theMATT3000
2K Followers 1K Following Infrequent thoughts from an occasional tweeter. Here to observe, not to disturb.
Cailín beag amaideac.. @kbdaly2468
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Ben Lewis @BenSciGuy
984 Followers 2K Following Science Writer @SAHMRIau I help scientists explain why their work matters. That voice on various radio stations. Wannabe explorer of space and Antarctica.
joel.gr @JoelGratcyk
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Evan @evandthayer
338 Followers 206 Following more art faster. i make hardware for joy. in my other career i was at Apple and Equinox making places and experiences.
Seth @chappyman
136 Followers 290 Following We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons.
Jade Dragon @MunkMania
23K Followers 3K Following a mix between dorky dragon and murdery monkey • I was the 13 year old girl from dateline • tweets: https://t.co/wGad9ZJagj
Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizza
Dallas Shay Shay @dallasshayshay
92 Followers 688 Following When nothing else could help, love lifted me.
Steven R. 🇺🇦 @Bakershane78
5K Followers 6K Following Democrat, a survivor, atheist, & ex street hustling sex worker. Men of quality don't fear equality
Samantha Preis @SamanthaPreis
108K Followers 90K Following Singer-songwriter 🎶 Nomad ✈️ 🌍 https://t.co/hG6lzvtsIt
JHPSTEM @jhpstem
131 Followers 380 Following STEM believer & educated, bourbon, cigars and LOU cards, MAGA and religious nutjobs don't apply, & U will be ridiculed unmercilessly, yes i served, USAF officer
shanny baby @icouldbeurrgirl
911 Followers 2K Following RIP 💔 son 11-02-02 - 04/10/21 always in my heart & in my tears. -forever & ever- fighting for peace & struggling to find my place in this world.🏔️❄️🌨️⛷️
Okie From Another Pok.. @OkieFromAPokie
5K Followers 5K Following I like gifts! 🫶🏼Venmo: jengen10 cashapp: jenipoo10 https://t.co/C7snL1ZOTT
Abby Washuta @AbbyDubsTweets
972 Followers 3K Following #Standup #News #Humor #Comedy #Politics #uniteblue food, wine, laughter, animals. Long lists of nouns. IG: @AbbyDubsInsta
V A N I A B L U D A U @itsvaniabludau
929K Followers 41 Following ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿˢʷᵉʳ. 💌 [email protected]
Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la
43K Followers 19K Following 🌊 Liberal Zionist, vowing to do better for women. Host of Israel Explained and History of the Land of Israel. Patreon: https://t.co/vM4dZhozNE
Jay L 🇨🇦 @RunBikeBbq
464 Followers 1K Following Likes Biking, Enjoys a good Craft Beer, Loves to BBQ, and all round 1/2 decent good guy (oh ya, and a .Net Developer too).
Mayo 🤍 @MayoIsSpicyy
362K Followers 30K Following Condiments against fascism. 🤍 Must love dogs and democracy. I write obituaries for fun.
Christina 🪶 @yoopgirl13
18K Followers 12K Following Yooper ❄️ Toddler Mama 💜 Dog Mom to Lambeau and Izzo 🐾 Cheesehead 🧀 Sparty 💚 Indigenous, Member of the Sault Tribe of Chippewa Indians 🪶 *DM’s are closed*
Myandra's Mesmeric �.. @MyandraM
3K Followers 4K Following Writer, thinker, artist, music player. Democrat, https://t.co/Gfo5mgnASH Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma "Blueskies nothing but blue skies do I see"
Jonny punk 🃏♠️.. @jonnypunk1965
2K Followers 4K Following SAFC , ex Anarchists. Amateur Drinker now. “lend me Ten pounds and I will buy you a drink #AutismMatters.., Music matters
Renee 🌺 @NorthStarGazed
30K Followers 27K Following Politics/True Crime/Reality TV/Music #Mom 💙🩷 #Traveler 🌍 #Golf 🏌🏼♀️ #GB 💚💛
Nate @nategismot
666 Followers 1K Following Xennial Kombucha Guy; occasional contributor to @amazinavenue.🤍And that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding 🤍 ✍️: @robsheff / @RollingStone
REVIEW: Rolling Stone gives @taylorswift13's #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment "Instant Classic" status ⭐ Read @robsheff's review: rollingstone.com/music/music-al…
🤍These chemicals hit me like whiiiiite wiiiiine 🤍 ✍️: @dancairns123 / @thetimes
★★★★★ Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift review Fans’ fervent speculation about the truth behind Swift’s songs misses the point — they are as rich and concise as a short story collection | @dancairns123 ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/article/taylor…
🤍I feel like laughing in the middle of practice 🤍 ✍️: Ed Power / @theipaper
★★★★★ If you expected a Taylor Swift revenge album, you were wrong trib.al/ZtFPs9Q
🤍everyone we know understands why it’s meant to be 🤍 ✍️: @Helen_R_Brown / @Independent
Taylor Swift’s country-hued tales of bad boys & good girls are irresistible – review independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
new tayvis photo and SOMEONE made it a sticker
@iamyesyouareno Imagine wanting so much to see yourself as a victim for life. I don't get it
@taylornation13 @DisneyPlus are we safe to go to bed or…..? #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion
Oh we are getting a live album / acoustic set collection you cannot convince me otherwise #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion
I CAN SEE ME DURING I CAN SEE YOU #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion #TSTheErasTourFilm @taylornation13
It still blows my mind we’ve all memorized a 10 minute song when I can’t even remember a password. 🧣 @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 #TSTheErasTourTaylorsVersion
@elonmusk If you’re reading this post, it’s because you’re secretly attracted to a bold lib.
HOLY SHIT, France just voted to GUARANTEE that women have bodily autonomy, making abortion a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!! Come on, America.
Everybody checking twitter to see if facebook is down for everyone else #facebookdown
@bex_mixx 1/3 of the reason for logging into Twitter 😂🤔🤭
Love that I can always count on twitter to confirm that Meta is down and we’ve all been logged out of facebook and Instagram isn’t working
@RonFilipkowski At what point do the 15 hairs he’s combing over officially call it quits? Cuz they look like they’re just about done with this bullshit.
My dentist told me I needed a crown & I was like “I know! Right?”
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