Blonde Calamity (She/Her) 🇨🇦 @BlondeCalamity
Ally • Feminist • ADHD Haver • Therapy Human to Dogs • https://t.co/VbUA3wi9Th twitter.com/search/from:bl… Joined June 2008-
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Reverse Google image search the photos he posts. Trust me.
Is it still the G-funk era funked out with a gangsta twist, because I’m deciding what to wear.
Buckingham Palace releases new photo of Kate.
I hate when old people try to sound young. It's giving desperation and I call cap
No notes. *chefs kiss* Perfection.
No notes. *chefs kiss* Perfection.
In an Uber, and i asked the young driver to put some cool music on. He put on Toto’s Africa. Why did he have to expose my age like that!?
Who is in charge of nominations for the Oscars and what do they have against women? #Oscar
Pro tip: when you are hiring someone to take care of your house and plants while you’re away, get a pothead. They’ll hang out with your animals and will never let your plants die.
No offense, but when I’m rich I’ll probably ignore you guys in public.
Son’s Cuban gf just walked in on me belting out “Gasolina”. I don’t speak Spanish.
My ride or die. ❤️❤️❤️ Man, do I love this beautiful girl.
For anyone who is doing apology tour, “I’m sorry you feel that way” is not an apology. Instead try, “I’m sorry for the things I said/did that hurt you.” And if I’m the one you’re apologizing to, then finish with an incredibly lavish gift.
I hate the “pop in”. There, I said it.
I am so happy I’m not the woman I was 6 years ago. That poor woman was neck deep in a relationship with a narcissistic dogfish. THIS badass woman is doing some pretty awesome things with some very awesome people.
Them : do alcoholics run in your family Me : no they drive
Found a picture of me sitting on Santa's lap. Hard to believe it's been a whole year.
It's crazy how nobody actually knows which one is Hall and which one is Oates.
I hope sex really is “like riding a bicycle,” just in case the situation should present itself.
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
Sam G @ItsSamG
90K Followers 4K Following These are a collection of my most intrusive thoughts. Occasionally there’s also some dog stuff
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 852 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
〰 Just Linda 〰 @LindaInDisguise
12K Followers 4K Following Installing a dating app when you're lonely is like going grocery shopping when you're hungry. Either way, you have cake and regret ahead of you.
The River @LandscapedIt
63 Followers 4K Following Proverbs 1:7 KJV The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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107 Followers 312 Following 18+ reposting the sexiest ladies of X. contact for any free promotion.
ryankresse @ryankresse
393 Followers 2K Following Beyond me there be dragons. Why there be dragons beyond me is beyond me.
Janiah James @JaniahJame38123
57 Followers 2K Following Follow me for nudes in dm Live in the sunshine where you belong Hot clips & pics on private.🔥Follow me👅🫦 join link below ⬇️ 🔗 🔞
Mike Baker @HawkGold1
10K Followers 11K Following
Kevin is that bag @douchekevin
45 Followers 28 Following I'm only this cool because I jerked off before I got here
JACK SPARROW @faijas8693
163 Followers 617 Following
Karen David @KarenDavid3269
491 Followers 4K Following
Roger @Wanderingstairs
412 Followers 642 Following Once again, I've found my way back to the coast. Lazarus was effective. Guitar playing, Split Personality Disorder having Veteran. DM at your own risk. 🪖🎸
❤🖤❤🖤 @Julssszz1
3K Followers 5K Following
QUEENS 🇨🇦 KATS @Kenneth20347686
304 Followers 1K Following I don't need therapy, I have cats for that. 🍁🇨🇦 Call me Ken Old man, look at my life I'm a lot like you were -Neil Young 1972
Shannon @shannonshaming
2K Followers 2K Following therapist-- wife of @theshamingofjay-- discussing true crime cases and who wore what inside the courtroom #trialstyle #fashionedjustice #courtroomcouture #jbn
Spider🕷Bams™🥓.. @TimberBams
15K Followers 8K Following ɪ 💖 @whatyadrinking_ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʙʀɪsᴋᴇᴛ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴍᴀsǫᴜᴇʀᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜ,ᴄʜɪᴇғs,ʀᴏʏᴀʟs,ᴏsᴜ & ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs ғᴀɴ ♡
Carlos Ángeles castr.. @Carlosngelesca1
184 Followers 5K Following
Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony
19K Followers 18K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq
ⓟⓤⓒⓚⓔⓡⓢ @PUCKERS
368 Followers 149 Following • leo ☼ pisces ☽ scorpio ➹ • middle school world language teacher • married to my soulmate • raising my sweet baby girl born 2/14/22 •
Tarek @Tarek57012695
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German Shepherd Commu.. @Gsdlovers2
2K Followers 3K Following welcome to @Gsdlovers2 we share daily #Germanshepherdlover content Follow us if we really love @Gsdlovers2
Kelly Ring @KellyRing11
172 Followers 257 Following
I hat friends @hat_friends
40 Followers 134 Following 💕ہم جزباتی نہی جناب👉👉👉 💕سر چھڑنے والوں کو برداشت نہی کرتے💕 🌹MAST SAQI🌹
Jessica @jesszvan
402 Followers 480 Following in three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. $Jesszwolle
Cut 2 the Chase @oates03
126 Followers 1K Following StL to MIZ (COMO) to ATL Don't Expect alot from Me! Play Ball!! ------- aka: StLHardball
Sir Manischewitz @SirManiSchewitz
952 Followers 257 Following NAVY Veteran. Lover of History. Listener of podcasts. MSU Spartan. Unbeliever. No Agenda Knight/associate producer of episode 1154.
Old Guy @tabularosa5
389 Followers 380 Following VN Vet.Background a painting by @BadSignStudio, an artist whom I love. Suspicious by nature, exclusionary by choice. Musings of an ancient.
bull head @dawson_hare
752 Followers 5K Following love to hunt and fish when I'm not working.thin red line
Sensual witch, Millen.. @KittyAzora
2K Followers 788 Following Norwegian witch, artist and wild cat. Homeless hobo traveller ✨ I have alot of questions. Project: Burn the witch
Sally Chown @sqllyTO
78 Followers 1K Following just a mild-mannered Canadian trying to listen & learn 🧡#everychildmatters
🅿️ips for Peace .. @Sarcasmcounts
2K Followers 3K Following Kindness and reason are important. ⭐️Self-verified and self-actualized⭐️ Back from the rapture! thnx fer noticing I was gone😎#BLM 🏳️🌈Ally #MeToo #GoVegan
Scott McLeod(Cloudy) @scottmcleod9
733 Followers 980 Following We maintain and build traffic light intersections. Union money baby . If you don’t get smarter as you get older , something is wrong.
Just call me Alice @AMUSINGALICE28
6K Followers 3K Following Detroit Lions,Tigers & Wings..Oh My| Lover of 🌮🍕& Slurpees| There’s nothing to see here|Winner of nothing|
Sir Castic @SirCasticDad42
9K Followers 8K Following I'm serious and don't call me Shirley |🖖🏻| Browncoat | 🍕🌮🥓 Fanatic https://t.co/1UhgYFL3Sb
Madibas Child @VJ2909
2K Followers 4K Following '...many more hills to climb...' Nelson Mandela #Godcreatedwoman #onelife #thisbusinesslife #everydayHeritage #becausetextmatters #amInext
UnknownGhost11 @Toxic_heart32
130 Followers 279 Following
Jay @theshamingofjay
11K Followers 3K Following Court jester "Foul Mouthed True Crime Guy From Up North" I livestream trials on YouTube & Kick. Just a moron yelling at a screen. #teambidet
We've won it all 😊.. @martinsamudacow
860 Followers 5K Following
Johnny Martinez @JohnnyUtahPSU
217 Followers 3K Following Pro-Choice. Hunter, Fly Fisherman and Golfer. Oregonian- residing in Indiana. Penn State Alumni; Psychology, 2006. I also enjoy playing Xbox. WE ARE PENN STATE!
Dad and Buried @DadandBuried
47K Followers 3K Following I don't hate my kids, I hate parenting them! PRE-ORDER MY BOOK! https://t.co/6fqLgZx00R
Joshua Biggs @JoshuaB84089903
573 Followers 5K Following
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
AliBunz👑🏒🥅 @NinaBeaner13
11K Followers 3K Following Just an LA girl living my best life in AZ now🩵 dog mom🐶 wanna-be yogi🧘🏻♀️ horror fan🔪 music feeds my soul🎶 not interested👎🏼 $AliBKat13
Devon Beaudry @DevonBeaudry
1K Followers 4K Following I’m the son of man connected to the Holy Spirit through Jesus Christ. 🦁,🐻,🐆,😈,🐑,🌟,🤴
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Tony P. @Tbone7219
43K Followers 19K Following
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Sam G @ItsSamG
90K Followers 4K Following These are a collection of my most intrusive thoughts. Occasionally there’s also some dog stuff
octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman
32K Followers 3K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
25K Followers 7K Following Comedian//Comedy Writer Sometimes I write funny stuff so keep checking. https://t.co/QwGtdvzVph
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 852 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
Laurel Stucky @laurelstucky
110K Followers 987 Following veteran on @TheChallenge The Challenge: All Stars 4 Premieres April 10, 2024 only on @paramountplus ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Yasmine 🍉 @yas_realitea
1K Followers 165 Following If I tweeted it, I meant it. Argue with the wall. #FreePalestine ❤️🖤🤍💚
Leah Remini @LeahRemini
864K Followers 883 Following Mother. Wife. Actress. Author. Producer. Advocate. Intolerant of Bullies, Bull**** & Injustice.
Shannon @shannonshaming
2K Followers 2K Following therapist-- wife of @theshamingofjay-- discussing true crime cases and who wore what inside the courtroom #trialstyle #fashionedjustice #courtroomcouture #jbn
Mandy Matney @MandyMatney
87K Followers 3K Following 🎙Creator: Murdaugh Murders Podcast and True Sunlight Podcast | 👩🏼💻CEO: LunaShark 🦈 | 🐶 mom to Luna and Joe Pesky | 🔥repped by @unitedtalent |
German Shepherd Commu.. @Gsdlovers2
2K Followers 3K Following welcome to @Gsdlovers2 we share daily #Germanshepherdlover content Follow us if we really love @Gsdlovers2
🇺🇸Rock Me SAMad.. @SamRC1987
9K Followers 10K Following Senior Copyeditor ✏️❌ | Puzzle Solver 🧩 | History Enthusiast 📜 | Avid Reader 📚 | Aspiring Author 🖋️ | Coffee Epicure ☕ | Verified Nerd 🤓 | '90s Kid 🎮📼💾
Jay @theshamingofjay
11K Followers 3K Following Court jester "Foul Mouthed True Crime Guy From Up North" I livestream trials on YouTube & Kick. Just a moron yelling at a screen. #teambidet
Jenny 🇺🇸 @JenJJams
10K Followers 7K Following Progressive. Bodily Autonomy is a Human Right. Fascism is right-wing. Vegetarian. Lover of Open-Minds. Cancer Survivor || BlueSky: https://t.co/ZLlelf5iOd
Old Guy @tabularosa5
389 Followers 380 Following VN Vet.Background a painting by @BadSignStudio, an artist whom I love. Suspicious by nature, exclusionary by choice. Musings of an ancient.
Oh, George is Here @ohgeorgeishere
3K Followers 2K Following Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
🎄🌹 ᏟᏂᴦi�.. @Daaeismyname
6K Followers 6K Following 🕯✍️ Past the point of no return, the angels make the music of the night
With Frankie @CookWithFrankie
75 Followers 54 Following Account of the 'With Frankie' 2022 YouTube channel series 'Culinary Boot Camp' and all things food | @DoItWithFrankie | 🔸A @JustCallMeFrank venture🔸
Sir Castic @SirCasticDad42
9K Followers 8K Following I'm serious and don't call me Shirley |🖖🏻| Browncoat | 🍕🌮🥓 Fanatic https://t.co/1UhgYFL3Sb
Kocai @kocai_
296 Followers 483 Following
Just call me Alice @AMUSINGALICE28
6K Followers 3K Following Detroit Lions,Tigers & Wings..Oh My| Lover of 🌮🍕& Slurpees| There’s nothing to see here|Winner of nothing|
A Buddy of Mine @abuddyofmine
588 Followers 2K Following Father. IT Guy. Home brewer. Love comedy, music (&vinyl), craft beer, and all things nerdy. He/him/they/them
Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes
1.9M Followers 5 Following #1 Source of Memes to show your Grandma
The Royal Family @RoyalFamily
5.7M Followers 463 Following The latest news and updates on the work of The King, The Queen and The Royal Family.
celia @_celia_bedelia_
44K Followers 2K Following dog mom. “that misogynistic bitch.” ONE OF THE TEN WORST PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE™️ 🇱🇧 🇺🇸
Dang am i pissed off @Dangamipissed
1K Followers 5K Following I do this to keep my mind sharp and my prostate active, you're welcome, Sorry, I'm easily amused
German shepherd lover.. @germans65368830
2K Followers 17 Following This account for German shepherd dog lover😊🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶
Lake Michigan @LakeMichigan13
19K Followers 523 Following Ininwewi Gichigami-The big western lobe of the great Lake Michigan-Huron. Created by the ripping apart of a couple tectonic plates @[email protected]
LakeErie ♀ @LakeErieNorth
10K Followers 6K Following You can call me Eriel. I like snappy banter & beach walks. 💯 Pro Choice ♀ #LakeErie🌊 Support my work 👇 Buy Me A Coffee ☕️
👑 ♤ Lake Ontario.. @LakeOntario16
3K Followers 393 Following Just a GREAT Lake. Niigaani Gichigami ‘Leading Sea’ #lakeontario tag me in your photos 🌊 #greatlakesshipping
Lake Superior @LakeSuperior
230K Followers 321 Following I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
AliBunz👑🏒🥅 @NinaBeaner13
11K Followers 3K Following Just an LA girl living my best life in AZ now🩵 dog mom🐶 wanna-be yogi🧘🏻♀️ horror fan🔪 music feeds my soul🎶 not interested👎🏼 $AliBKat13
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
Leggy Del Pain @coffeeandvinyl1
23K Followers 6K Following 🥇Gold Medalist at the 2022 Messy Bitch Olympics. Demotivational Speaker. Shrill Woman.
Robin Thinks! @robin_thinks
10K Followers 8K Following Exploring faith, pursuing equity. Bridges not walls. 🖤🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️#Exvangelical #Deconstruction// https://t.co/FufiMzvOGu
💥Doc’s Packing H.. @heat_packingDr
20K Followers 17K Following The Art of life is to Enjoy a little,Endure a lot~https://t.co/oXmap0N8A0 #Deer #Turkey #FunnyFatPeople #LSU
ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse
129K Followers 3K Following Author of 📙 Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD → https://t.co/wBtoaKV3f7
Ron Po @Roncypo
867 Followers 691 Following I think I'm an enthusiast who enjoys inquiring into the continuous and theoretical narratives of the past. Associate Professor of Chinese maritime history @LSE
sarah hoyles @sarahhoyles
6K Followers 1K Following communicator + strategist + media specialist // settler (she/her)
Sarma @sarma
20K Followers 826 Following @oneluckypuppy’s mom. Also the #BadVegan. 😳 Writing the full/accurate story. See https://t.co/bXslB3BOg6 for answers. 💙💛 (also #teampete)
Jonesy the Magical Ch.. @VikingJonesy
10K Followers 3K Following I’m a fucking cartoonist. See my work at https://t.co/1kC1RZZb6A
Jamie S @jschlo51
1K Followers 3K Following love my grandkids, mom of 3 beautiful girls, lover of the ocean n sharks n mermaids...HATE TRUMP. #BLM vaccinate!
@RealHousevibez Scary little guy. For real. You can bet he hits the table in front of his 3 year old daughter too.
@RealHousevibez Right he pushed threw all them women but paused when he came to the man who stood his ground!
@RealHousevibez He is a huge creep. Talk about a dangerous person - he is someone to be very aware of when he’s around you. Not to be trusted.
@RealHousevibez But Jesse conveniently stopped at getting physical with Luke. Luke, a man with enough height and reach to knock the Mario coins out of Jesse’s square head.
@RealHousevibez Michelle’s lack of reaction compared to everyone else was weird to me
@RealHousevibez I was mad Jax didnt defend her. A guy just flung your wife across the hall and you just stand there and say nothing. SMH, hopefully it’s addressed in the to be continued.
@ask_aubry Aside from dismissing his teenage daughter’s need for privacy it’s completely inappropriate for her to share a room with a teenage boy.
@ask_aubry Get a really nice sofa bed. MJ will cope. Taking care of the kid because of alcoholic mother was nice, but this is the complete wrong way to do it.
@ask_aubry He said soon it will change and daughter waited, even though she clearly did not want to, she gave it time. “nothing changed” and now he is wondering why daughter is upset that “soon” was a false promise?
@ask_aubry @srk908 He can’t share his own room? Isn’t that the easiest, most logical idea?
@ask_aubry The dad wants to be the hero, let him give up his room for the boy. If it's only temporary, dad can sleep on the couch.
@ask_aubry Yes, he is the AH, he can get a sofa bed for himself & sleep in the lounge. Selfish.🤷♀️
@ask_aubry sir first mistake was not talking to your daughter, second is not giving up YOUR living space since after all it was your decision.
@ask_aubry Maybe the dad should share his room. Who puts a male teenager in a bedroom with a female teenager.
how were they unable to read between the lines? he is still deeply affected by R taking the dog & ending up at a shelter. he was still training atp & didn’t want to risk hippie doing something to a sitter that could lead to him being taken away again. he wasn’t comparing it to a…
@BlondeCalamity It’s a sad time we have to be skeptical of our matches. Dudes are up against the odds and sadly resort to pathetic tactics to just get a match. The rest of us just deal
The way James physically put himself between Jax’s aggressive energy and Katie is why I love me some DJ James Kennedy #PumpRules #VanderpumpRules
@nosmokenomore Could be the misogynist coke head energy 🤷 some may find that a turn off.
@nosmokenomore Sorry out of the cast it stassi i feel she have more of closeness too after binge watching its
@nosmokenomore LaLa and the Tom’s look like they want to say something so bad. It’s like they know something isn’t right with what is being said.
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