Mickey Mt. Vernon @WhatevaConc
I ordered the code red on Private Santiago. 617 • https://t.co/fliByvGnha Joined October 2013-
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My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go
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this year felt like being awake during surgery
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accidentally used men's shower gel today and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.
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I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here
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The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.
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I only eat off the blade of a knife
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Violence in movies and sex on tv
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when it’s past noon on a Friday and someone asks me to do my job
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just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting
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Its $4 for a small fry
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maybe id use healthy coping mechanisms if they were fun and got me high
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U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible
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Something bad is about to happen
Something bad is about to happen
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I wear two watches. One for normal time the second one is for ass kicking time
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Im watching PBS without contributing up yours.
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Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack
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Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life
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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”
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Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip
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