ugh ™ @oconeebuildr
... donate if you can Oconee Regional Humane Society https://t.co/s15X0gnio8 twitter.com/search?q=from%… GA Joined March 2017-
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day seventy two post valentines day long walks without a hand to hold
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My hairdresser’s “true passion is writing” which quickly became apparent.
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Your honor, it’s so good to see you again
day seventy one post valentines day i bet if i left a dirty dish in the sink overnight id wake up to find it in the dishwasher with a post it note that reads “we’ve talked about this a million times”
day seventy post valentines day the upside is my garage has more room for golf clubs and fishing poles and a flower bulb planter wtf 🤣
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Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck, fucks you up.
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I've seen Jerry Springer, and every man who's "bad at math" suddenly gets real good at math when there's a pregnancy.
day sixty nine post valentines day it’s wild how much you learn while suffering lol
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my favorite song about a guy pussying out of a bar fight has got to be gimme 3 steps
day sixty eight post valentines day headed home today hoping she’ll be there, knowing she won’t, life being ok either way
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You deserve a partner that isn't afraid to hurt other irrelevant people's feelings to protect yours.
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It’s difficult not to hate your competition… especially once you know it’s you.
day sixty seven post valentines day walking the shores of the georgia coast, hoping to find a message in a bottle from her
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Just out here looking for a man to lay on top of me during tornado warnings.
day sixty six post valentines day ok, so this lady asked for my number and im like lady im so not ready to jump back into the dating world and I’d do you a disservice even by trying and she said I understand but the mechanic needs to call you when your truck is repaired 🤦🏼♂️
day sixty five post valentines day like most broken hearted, i do things to distract me from thinking about her and it’s really doing a terrible job of it 🤣
day sixty four post valentines day *looking at her picture* now, who breaks up with someone on valentines day? 🤦🏼♂️
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Shout out to the two molecules of serotonin dragging me through life
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Just me myself and my boundaries.
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