Agile Humor @AgileHumor
As software companies and developers turn to Agile Development (lame), the few of us still remaining must fight and support Waterfall Development! Joined April 2012-
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#Agile #Scrums are just like any other meeting: They go over their scheduled time 95% of the time. #TrueFactsIMadeUp
#Agile? Should have been called #Slow because I'm done by the time you finish planning. #waterfall #development
Is it just me, or do people spend so much time talking/preparing/planning with #agile #development that nothing gets done? #justsayin
Yeah, you go #scrum while I start working... #Waterfall #Development
The only thing short about the #Agile process is the name...Switch to #Waterfall #Development and get #shiznit done.
The only thing #Agile has going for it is...well, it has nothing going for it. Switch to the dark side...it's cooler here. #ProWaterfall
It gets worse! bit.ly/IDRKLn If it was #Waterfall, this would have been done on the spot! #Agile #Sucks
This is what #Agile will do to you! bit.ly/IDR1Kb Bet you're thinking #Waterfall #Development now! Happy Friday!
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Check out our new marketing video! bit.ly/HWI9me Or watch it on our landing page bit.ly/HkrS84 #Agile #Scrum #Timebox
"The advantage of Waterfall is the division of work into tight compartments, reducing the dependency on individuals in the team." #Waterfall
Anyone have any suggestions for a good Waterfall Management Tool? Seem to be harder to find these days... #ThanksAgile #AgileIsABully #Agile
Article: "Waterfall vs. Agile: Can they be Friends?"...Answer: No. bit.ly/HeMVd4 #Agile
I live by this bit.ly/HdZwK2 #WaterfallManifesto #Agile #Stinks
I start working while you're still planning. #ProWaterfall #AgileSucks
Roses are red, violets are blue, #agile doesn't work, and #waterfalls rule.
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