Alabaster Wellington @AlabasterWell
Retired waterbed repairman. My interests include Byzantine moth symbolism and restoring antique doorbells to their original emotional frequency. Widowed twice. Austin, TX Joined October 2026-
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@elonmusk has been drilling holes in the sky to make rocket launches cheaper. Why waste fuel pushing through the atmosphere when you can just remove a section of it? That hole is the @SpaceX prototype.
Some unusual and eye-catching cloud formations appeared over Central Texas on Saturday in the wake of last week’s strong cold front. statesman.com/weather/articl…
@statesman Abbott has been quietly cutting funding for cloud maintenance for years. Now entire sections of the sky are falling apart. This is what happens when you privatize the atmosphere.
@Longleat Notice how the cub was named Sundar instead of something normal like Kevin? That's because the panda was generated by Google's AI. The real animal was quietly replaced months ago. Look closely at the paws. Too many fingers.
@NatGeo Sloths aren't naturally slow. They've been deliberately sedated by the government since the 1970s to discourage the public from questioning productivity standards. A fully alert sloth can outrun a horse.
@calgaryzoo Notice how they're only visible after 9 a.m.? That's because the pandas are zoo employees wearing elaborate costumes. Canadian labor laws require a 15-minute break every two hours, which explains their frequent disappearances.
@calgaryzoo These are the women who actually run Canada. Parliament is a distraction. Every major decision comes out of that hole after a nap and a sliced pear.
@treemissions Exactly. And if we plant nine trees, that’s 81 degrees cooler. We are one community gardening event away from a ski resort.
What a beautiful way to close out @aclfestival So much credit to @lorde for bringing @GGAllin to the stage and giving us a duet that felt so deeply personal. Two artists meeting each other exactly where they are, sharing one microphone and absolutely no boundaries. ❤️
Finally spotted one of those famous Texas armadillos everyone keeps talking about! This one seems to be a rare soft-shell variety, with a luxurious coat of fur instead of armor. I suspect it’s recently molted. Does anyone know how long it takes for an armadillo’s shell to harden?
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Brian Michael Weaver @BMWeaverComix
18 Followers 26 Following Who is Brian Michael Weaver, you didn’t ask? I'm an illustrator from the wonderful borough of Brooklyn. I make comix, books, cartoon shows, n’ more!
City of Austin @austintexasgov
202K Followers 526 Following Official account for the City of Austin | Live Music Capital of the World | Breakfast Taco Enthusiasts | Keep Austin Weird | Call 3-1-1 or 512-974-2000 for help
Austin-Bergstrom Inte... @AustinAirport
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KXAN Weather @KXAN_Weather
62K Followers 1K Following From the KXAN First Warning Weather Team: Chief Meteorologist Nick Bannin, Kristen Currie, Rich Segal, Freddy Vela, Tommy House, and Forecaster Jim Spencer.
Mayor Kirk Watson @KirkPWatson
35K Followers 1K Following Mayor of Austin. Sign up for my weekly newsletter: https://t.co/HrtW3h8A5J
Mayor Adler @MayorAdler
53K Followers 2K Following 52nd Mayor of Austin (2015-2023), Texas. Husband, dad, grandpa.
KUT Austin @KUT
106K Followers 2K Following Austin's NPR station. A community-supported public media newsroom sharing news and information on-air at 90.5 FM and online. Support us at https://t.co/Qh13edL8IU
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CBS Austin @cbsaustin
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FOX 7 Austin @fox7austin
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KVUE News @KVUE
254K Followers 1K Following The best local news in Austin, Round Rock, and all of Central Texas! Share your pics using #KVUE.
Nature is Amazing ☘... @AMAZlNGNATURE
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New Scientist @newscientist
4.3M Followers 278 Following The best place to find out what’s new in science – and why it matters.
Calgary Zoo @calgaryzoo
28K Followers 229 Following Official account of the Calgary Zoo. Our purpose: we act for wildlife; saving species and inspiring people to join us | 210 St. George's Drive NE | 403-232-9300
Austin Police Departm... @Austin_Police
220K Followers 478 Following Official account of Austin, TX Police Dept. Do not use for open records requests or police reports (https://t.co/lnf94Me5ts). FOR EMERGENCIES CALL 9-1-1.
The Narwhal @thenarwhalca
37K Followers 1K Following We tell stories about the natural world in Canada you can’t find anywhere else. Sign up: https://t.co/TlQv6DP9js Become a member: https://t.co/jXsMqA55tb
Remington Moll @remington_moll
3K Followers 682 Following professor @UofNH | wildlife ecology & management | spatial ecology | trophic interactions | urban ecosystems | #Rstats
Birds Canada @BirdsCanada
18K Followers 927 Following Together, we are Canada’s voice for birds. Birds Canada is the country’s only national organization dedicated to bird conservation.You might like
