mad sleepy @AlexJRoss

i hate you - ATX drummer OSSIFER_band on Insta and @dammitspaceboy | A/V Tech | https://t.co/ZjSyBCnxCE alexjross.com Washington, DC Joined March 2013

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Kyle T Webster @kyletwebster

2 years ago

Every time you prompt ... Sources: The Washington Post/ Commons.

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mad sleepy @AlexJRoss

2 years ago

baron vladimir harkonnen voice: my fella my guy my DUDE

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2 years ago

guy who’s name is obviously zack: oh, my name’s zack by the way me: yeah, i know

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shrille 🎃 @flurryfrenzy

2 years ago

Ok ignoring everything else going on rn why tf is it 74 degrees out in November

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕗 @deerhoof

2 years ago

heavily red districts and states across the country voted overwhelmingly for ballot measures we've been told were too far left for even democrats to campaign on we've been lied to

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2 years ago

coworkers complaining the hotel doesn’t have a night light in the bathroom. are you a baby? a little baby?

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2 years ago

if I don’t have 2 texts from former coworkers getting ignored in my inbox, I’m not living

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2 years ago

i hate fantasy leagues, why do i feel so suddenly invested in this stranger’s bone structural evaluation

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2 years ago

there’s like 30 people in this airport restaurant and no one has any food cause the fucking app doesn’t work

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2 years ago

everyone seems to think if you’re not standing with your shins against the baggage claim, you’ll never find your bags again

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2 years ago

cyborgtruck at the mecum auction i gotta walk by every day and i have to fight all the instincts in my body not to rip it apart with my bare hands

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2 years ago

very funny and extremely disturbing how comforting it is to have roomba roaming the house bumping into walls like roxy used to

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2 years ago

super curious if the “dangling key” posters could actually name a better vp pick or if they just enjoy looking mad and above it. hmmmm

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2 years ago

damn bitch, you live like this? (flattering)

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American Jews are now being arrested protesting one of the most abhorrent figures in all of Jewish history—a butcher beloved solely by fascist Jews, antisemitic Christian swine, +assorted hatemongers. It's despicable that Congress is feting a war criminal in the midst of genocide