Alice Visocchi @AliceinDCland
Lou’s person. fighting for the good guys. tweets very obviously my own. @amerindependent & @american_bridge political americanindependent.com Washington, DC Joined June 2014-
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when you exclude kids from public spaces where parents can hang out with other adults, you’re specifically excluding moms & single parents 🥰
when you exclude kids from public spaces where parents can hang out with other adults, you’re specifically excluding moms & single parents 🥰
Charity theft half marathon girlie won't see your posts decrying her behavior, but your rule-following, type-A, oldest daughter friends will and they will absolutely hype you up for being right and correct
this is such a good theme and i’m already crying at everyone who will mess it up
this is such a good theme and i’m already crying at everyone who will mess it up
everyone take a wild guess what shelley moore capito and her husband, charles capito, named their two other children
everyone take a wild guess what shelley moore capito and her husband, charles capito, named their two other children
counterpoint have you met people in their early 20's
counterpoint have you met people in their early 20's
"oh, just the crimes"
funny, not seeing any ad in here about how Don Blankenship's negligence led directly to the deaths of 29 miners in 2010
funny, not seeing any ad in here about how Don Blankenship's negligence led directly to the deaths of 29 miners in 2010
am i in a bad mood or did i forget to eat: a memoir
i have been thinking about this tweet for days, WHOMST is only doing laundry twice a month?!
i have been thinking about this tweet for days, WHOMST is only doing laundry twice a month?!
anyways happy Sunday evening hope this week brings you the kind of joy the first real day of summer brings my dog
absolutely delighted to learn maple syrup bottles have vestigial organs left ofter from their earlier evolution
absolutely delighted to learn maple syrup bottles have vestigial organs left ofter from their earlier evolution
some people get bottle service, some people get personal butlers who carry their bones all around old town Alexandria
me and roughly 43% of my friend group
me and roughly 43% of my friend group
well not all your dogs, as it turns out
well not all your dogs, as it turns out
Kristi Noem is a full grown adult who brags that she couldn’t handle raising a puppy, but she thinks teenage girls who get pregnant should be forced to have children?
did you also shoot the horses in the gravel pit
did you also shoot the horses in the gravel pit
Liz Charboneau @lizchar
7K Followers 1K Following "Bringing the country together" - Eater | VP of research @american_bridge she/her
Pat Dennis @patdennis
8K Followers 3K Following President, @american_bridge. Worked many campaigns. I like solving problems, and building orgs that can solve big problems.
Vriti @vrimjai
3K Followers 2K Following doing things @gpsimpact. former deputy ED @dccc, @harrisonjaime, @ewarren, @russfeingold, @dscc, @barackobama. red bull enthusiast. only righteous fights.
Ofirah Yheskel @ofirahy
16K Followers 4K Following If you're looking for puns and @demgovs, you're in the right place. All the cool kids are texting OFIRAH to 30201.
Kate Martin @katekeepsit100
5K Followers 5K Following jokester! Wisconsin ➡️ New Orleans ➡️ Richmond. now: Gambit Strategies. was: @vahousedems (x2), @jennmcclellanva (x2), @dccc, @spanbergerforva, @wiassemblydems
Christie Stephenson @cestephe
4K Followers 3K Following comms @repjeffries. basement troll. profile pic by @pennstatetom.
Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner
28K Followers 6K Following House guy. DCoS/CD @RepDonBeyer | along the way @JenniferWexton @DeborahRossNC | he/him | Hendersonville, NC native | SciFi + RocknRoll | Tweets mine/dumb
Amanda Ach @amandaach
2K Followers 2K Following Big fan of @MajorityPAC and digital ads. Enemy of birds and comma splices. Tweets are not approved. Previously: @dccc, @RitaHartIA, @MartinHeinrich
Zac McCrary @ZacMcCrary
5K Followers 758 Following The World's Most Dangerous Pollster. Partner: Impact Research. Host of the @ProPoliticsPod Podcast...subscribe already. https://t.co/TcADAWA911
Rachel Petri @RachelNPetri
5K Followers 4K Following @SherrodBrown Campaign Manager | Helped win GA w/ @ReverendWarnock | Senate Races in OH, GA, PA, NC, CO | Daughter of Eastern OH | Petri like the dish
Cole Leiter @coleleiter
5K Followers 4K Following #Tookitback @DCCC alum now with the Hub Project. Did: @USDOTFHWA comms & brands. Likes: wool, mornings, life on two-wheels. Dislikes: lack of butter & or salt.
Max Steele @maxasteele
18K Followers 5K Following Senior Director of Communications @Everytown. Lapsed Florida Man.
John Anzalone @JohnAnzo
16K Followers 1K Following A Dem pollster, not an upholsterer. @JoeBiden @WSJ poll, @GretchenWhitmer @RoyCooperNC, @JohnBelforLA. @Cubs & @Bama fan. Lot of kids & dogs
Eric Holl @FrederickHoll
2K Followers 2K Following Senior Advisor to @MayorTimKelly. Trying to make hope and history rhyme.
Jamie Lockhart @jlock
6K Followers 3K Following Exec Dir @PPAVirginia 💕 Mom. Public health advocate. Group Fitness Instructor. Lover of iced tea. @JMU & @Kennedy_School. #BLM #BansOffOurBodies 📷: Kim Frost
Tim Hogan @timjhogan
43K Followers 5K Following Your Favorite Democratic Consultant™. Former Communications Director for @amyklobuchar. Alum: @HillaryClinton, @RepHorsford, @nvdems +
Keith @nagy_minaj
24K Followers 10K Following Dem Press Sec on Capitol Hill • @gwtweets ‘21, ‘23 • Formerly: @consultingaces @audubonsociety @314action @KDOTHQ • he/him/his 🏳️🌈 • Views my own yada yada
The Ghost of Senator .. @citizenbrutus
255 Followers 2K Following
Eran😺🐶🐶🇺�.. @19878719an
987 Followers 2K Following 🇺🇲 I am a pet lover 😺🐶 Please don't follow me if you don't live in the US, it's hard to meet up and discuss pets together 🤗 🇺🇲 DM OK😊
Lemon Sturgis @LemonSturgis
2K Followers 5K Following Political Science @ UIUC. Proud Knubbycrat. Love my country enough to see its faults.
Sibyl @kounoshier61569
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MaudJerome @245c2NVoWbU10a
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Noughez @noughez98709
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Siobhan Kingsley (she.. @SiobhanKingsley
28 Followers 574 Following Formerly a strategist for: @Liberal_Party 🇨🇦 + @AustralianLabor 🇦🇺 Currently: lost somewhere in D.C. 🇺🇸 (retweets ≠ endorsement) (she/her/elle) 🏳️🌈
Sofia @Sofia3789123
2K Followers 417 Following A strong desire to hold a person in your arms. Nature | beautiful 📸 I love travel🌏✈️,food🍜🍝,gym🏌️♀️,shopping💸. use for daily life post.
Chicago History ™�.. @Chicago_History
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Maeve @Maeve51341284
2K Followers 888 Following San Francisco Food + Travel 💁🏼♀️ 💎 Local view of San Francisco 🏠 A unique SF trip home; Eating. 🚧 Similar hobby 👩🏼⚕️ Full time at work
Vanessa M. Ehrlich @VMEhrlich
417 Followers 915 Following Jewish and Israel Educator, Parent, Grandparent (knows as Savta)and lover of books
Maisie Cook @maisiegcook
503 Followers 448 Following New Englander, media consumer, silly goose | Digital @american_bridge. @dccc @smpagwu alum
Dr. Aisling O'Donnell @dr_aisling_od
1K Followers 1K Following Lecturer in Psychology @ULPsych. Interested in social identity, stigma, and health. Associate Editor at BJSP. She/her.
Elon Musk 🚀🚀�.. @osarodion260524
23 Followers 607 Following https://t.co/jubzhivN8x and product architect 🚄| Hyperloop .Founder of The boring company 🤖|CO-Founder-Neturalink, OpenAl
Brendan Koch @BrendanLKoch
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TRAVIS @TRAVIS461537434
25 Followers 346 Following
Battleground New York @BattlegroundNY
590 Followers 508 Following BGNY is the largest grassroots campaign in New York’s history. Our goal is to flip NY's four Biden-won, Republican-held House seats - and take back the House!
Alexia Roy @bonnie7632
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SpeaktoTruth @TestifytoTruth
59 Followers 295 Following
Brandon Sherman @shermstats
182 Followers 243 Following Data scientist with eclectic interests. Likes tweets on statistics, politics, and music; retweets statistics. Tell me about your favorite power metal band.
Tyler Daniels @tylerdaniels015
38 Followers 219 Following 🗳️Campaign Manager 🦅American University 2026 📍Cincinnati + DC
Chris Wanka @fyreman2006
3K Followers 4K Following (he/him) PA-C in Trauma/ACS, FF/paramedic. views/opinions are my own & not my employers'. husband of @Rachel_barreRN . here for dogs & medicine. FL ➡️ MD ➡️ VA
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Chuck “Parody” Gr.. @only_si_chuck
4K Followers 5K Following Headliner, Staten Island Zoo & Casino. Pet Therapist. Influencer. Opinions don't represent the views of my zookeeper.
Meryl Kornfield @MerylKornfield
10K Followers 5K Following Staff writer for @washingtonpost. Reach me at [email protected], DM or Signal. Forever proud of my @thealligator/@ufjschool roots 🐊
Audrey Fahlberg @AudreyFahlberg
5K Followers 3K Following Political reporter @NRO | Formerly: @TheDispatch, Bartley Fellow @WSJ | Scoop? DM/email [email protected]
Alice @alicelecroy
22 Followers 249 Following Digital, doing my best to please the algorithm, opinions my own, etc. Not funny yet but getting there.
Lynn Ragland @Anti_tRump2024
1K Followers 2K Following #VoteBlue #AbortionIsHealthcare I strive to make our world a better place for all. 🚫tRump, MAGA, CamGirls, BitCoin #VoteBidenHarris2024 #GunControlNOW
Eliot Joseph @EliotJ88604
103 Followers 2K Following Top 1% Earner In The World Went from $20,000 in Debt to over $25,000,000 in Less Than 2.5 Years
dthau24 @dthau24
147 Followers 795 Following
Philippes Georges @PhilippesG2786
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anna @anna0903875
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Danya Rafiqi @DanyaRafiqi
1K Followers 2K Following OC native. USC Trojan. Always @dankildee, @VAHouseDems, @ColinAllredTX, @BetoORourke, @EricGiddens4IA, @SenateMajority, & @RitaHartIA
Evan Shapiro @shapiroNY
1K Followers 2K Following dem $/digi/comms/ops || fmr. @tom_suozzi @repmoulton @repsteveisrael @repdavidtrone @nyccouncilunion + more || @northeastern
Town Gold @TownGold01
312 Followers 4K Following Contact us to BOOK an in-person meeting if you’re interested buying Pure Gold! The quality is certified at 24 karats. 🚫Crypto
Craig @cra1gbluenose
570 Followers 713 Following
TIMOTHY BROOKS @TIMOTHYBRO30061
19 Followers 34 Following WELL MUCH OF WRITER WITH ME JUST GOT A LITTLE SENSE LESS UNSECURITY BY HOW YOUR SECURITY HOW PERFORMANCE AND HOW YOU PERFORM YOUR MOIVE JOURNAL.ITS LIKE NONE.
Joanne Erickson @lillymje
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Susan Allen @SusanAl95753959
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Patranoid @Patranoid
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Liz Charboneau @lizchar
7K Followers 1K Following "Bringing the country together" - Eater | VP of research @american_bridge she/her
David Weigel @daveweigel
566K Followers 13K Following Covering politics for @semafor. Alum: @washingtonpost, @business, @slate. [email protected]. Buy my book: https://t.co/6sWfZ4MNgH
Pat Dennis @patdennis
8K Followers 3K Following President, @american_bridge. Worked many campaigns. I like solving problems, and building orgs that can solve big problems.
Jennifer McClellan @JennMcClellanVA
44K Followers 4K Following Congresswoman in VA04. Wife of @davemillsva. Mom. Attorney. Former State Senator/Delegate. 🔺 Congressional account: @RepMcClellan
Vriti @vrimjai
3K Followers 2K Following doing things @gpsimpact. former deputy ED @dccc, @harrisonjaime, @ewarren, @russfeingold, @dscc, @barackobama. red bull enthusiast. only righteous fights.
Ofirah Yheskel @ofirahy
16K Followers 4K Following If you're looking for puns and @demgovs, you're in the right place. All the cool kids are texting OFIRAH to 30201.
Tim Kaine @timkaine
937K Followers 780 Following Anne Holton’s husband, Dad of 3, Stone Irish, public servant, musician, civil rights lawyer, backpacker. Text (804) 587-7004 to join our campaign.
Kate Martin @katekeepsit100
5K Followers 5K Following jokester! Wisconsin ➡️ New Orleans ➡️ Richmond. now: Gambit Strategies. was: @vahousedems (x2), @jennmcclellanva (x2), @dccc, @spanbergerforva, @wiassemblydems
Christie Stephenson @cestephe
4K Followers 3K Following comms @repjeffries. basement troll. profile pic by @pennstatetom.
Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner
28K Followers 6K Following House guy. DCoS/CD @RepDonBeyer | along the way @JenniferWexton @DeborahRossNC | he/him | Hendersonville, NC native | SciFi + RocknRoll | Tweets mine/dumb
Amanda Ach @amandaach
2K Followers 2K Following Big fan of @MajorityPAC and digital ads. Enemy of birds and comma splices. Tweets are not approved. Previously: @dccc, @RitaHartIA, @MartinHeinrich
Mike Smith @mikesmith_DC
3K Followers 1K Following President @HouseMajPAC. @DCCC, @TeamPelosi, and @HillaryClinton '16 alum. Dog parent to Mollie & Billy.
Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy
66K Followers 2K Following Polling editor @CNN; keeping (cross)tabs on public opinion and the news. LA native, formerly @HuffPost. I like puns.
Zac McCrary @ZacMcCrary
5K Followers 758 Following The World's Most Dangerous Pollster. Partner: Impact Research. Host of the @ProPoliticsPod Podcast...subscribe already. https://t.co/TcADAWA911
Rachel Petri @RachelNPetri
5K Followers 4K Following @SherrodBrown Campaign Manager | Helped win GA w/ @ReverendWarnock | Senate Races in OH, GA, PA, NC, CO | Daughter of Eastern OH | Petri like the dish
Sen. Danica Roem @pwcdanica
95K Followers 1K Following Senator: @VaSenate 30 Fmr Delegate: @VAHouse 13 (2018-2024) Executive Director: @EmergeVirginia “Burn the Page” author: @VikingBooks ‘06: @BonasJSchool 🤘🏳️⚧️
Cole Leiter @coleleiter
5K Followers 4K Following #Tookitback @DCCC alum now with the Hub Project. Did: @USDOTFHWA comms & brands. Likes: wool, mornings, life on two-wheels. Dislikes: lack of butter & or salt.
Max Steele @maxasteele
18K Followers 5K Following Senior Director of Communications @Everytown. Lapsed Florida Man.
Seven Seven Six 7️�.. @sevensevensix
42K Followers 775 Following Going back to the very first starting line to reimagine how we identify, support, & scale Greatness.
Vanessa M. Ehrlich @VMEhrlich
417 Followers 915 Following Jewish and Israel Educator, Parent, Grandparent (knows as Savta)and lover of books
Maisie Cook @maisiegcook
503 Followers 448 Following New Englander, media consumer, silly goose | Digital @american_bridge. @dccc @smpagwu alum
Battleground New York @BattlegroundNY
590 Followers 508 Following BGNY is the largest grassroots campaign in New York’s history. Our goal is to flip NY's four Biden-won, Republican-held House seats - and take back the House!
USATF @usatf
359K Followers 3K Following Official Twitter of USA Track & Field, the National Governing Body for track and field, long-distance running, and race walking in the 🇺🇸. Join Team USATF.
Chef Isaac Toups @IsaacToups
6K Followers 119 Following Follow me @toupsmeatery on twitter and instagram. Chef/owner of Toups' Meatery in Nola. Dad and husband to Amanda. [email protected] for inquiries.
cowboy Rodriguez @chelsrodrigo
480 Followers 1K Following local staffer, no comms experience. party hack to my core.
derek the eating bear @DerekFromBmore
1K Followers 2K Following extremely bullish about baltimore. web dev. ravens realist. oriole fantasist.
Brandon Sherman @shermstats
182 Followers 243 Following Data scientist with eclectic interests. Likes tweets on statistics, politics, and music; retweets statistics. Tell me about your favorite power metal band.
Lucas Rugejones @FiddlerRJ
2K Followers 47 Following What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? | Highway Boys don’t die
TrackTown USA @TrackTownUSA
157K Followers 2K Following This is #TrackTownUSA. Home to Track & Field Athletes Across the World.
Keith @keithdunn
89K Followers 997 Following
dthau24 @dthau24
147 Followers 795 Following
Athing Mu @athiiing
29K Followers 134 Following Honestly, call me “Ting” 1/9 Runner of Formula Kersee Olympic Champion 🤝 World Champion
Evan Shapiro @shapiroNY
1K Followers 2K Following dem $/digi/comms/ops || fmr. @tom_suozzi @repmoulton @repsteveisrael @repdavidtrone @nyccouncilunion + more || @northeastern
Danya Rafiqi @DanyaRafiqi
1K Followers 2K Following OC native. USC Trojan. Always @dankildee, @VAHouseDems, @ColinAllredTX, @BetoORourke, @EricGiddens4IA, @SenateMajority, & @RitaHartIA
Brendan Duke @Brendan_Duke
3K Followers 2K Following Econ nerd @amprog | Former Biden-Harris National Economic Council tax/budget/supply chains |@SenatorBennet/@JECDems/@CenterOnBudget alum | Tweets are 100% mine
Christen Sparago @christensparago
950 Followers 571 Following digital @emilyslist | they/she | tweets are bad but mine
jordannazeigler @jordannazeigler
286 Followers 1K Following i like changing the face of power, a whole lot of wandering and i don’t know my left from my right. 🏘bk. mw 👑. #demgovs
Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez
37K Followers 4K Following @CitiusMag Founder | Writing & podcasting about track & field, marathons + all things running & Olympics | Sports Illustrated alum – [email protected]
Camille Herron 🦸�.. @runcamille
42K Followers 2K Following Ultrarunner propelled by tacos & joy 😄🌮🚐✌️| Coach https://t.co/cHWYjwJT5X ⏱| Scientist 👩🔬🦴💪 | @lululemon 🦸♀️ @corosglobal @squirrelsnutbut @goodr
Ian Ferguson @GemCityFerg
2K Followers 4K Following a millennial research hack who does politics. optimistic cincy sports fan. @thepridecincy. always nan fan #coys #hahohe #allforcincy
trey hardee @treyhardee
16K Followers 717 Following
emma coburn @emmajcoburn
63K Followers 423 Following Professional Runner for New Balance. World Champion, Olympic Bronze, World Silver, 10x US Champion, 3xOlympian. Steeplechase. @newbalance
Eli Cousin @EliCousin
1K Followers 1K Following press sec for @senatortester | protected & expanded @dscc | other stops along the way starting in NY
Dave McCormick (Parod.. @DaveMcCormickCT
5K Followers 5K Following Swooping in from Connecticut to buy Pennsylvania's Senate seat. (Parody)
Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa
17K Followers 2K Following Features @TeenVogue. State school alum x2. Also in @nytimes @washingtonpost @cosmopolitan @Slate etc. Rep’d: @mina_hamedi
Emily Abbate @emilyabbate
4K Followers 2K Following Host @hurdlepodcast. Writer/editor. Bylines @gqmagazine, @shape_magazine, @menshealthmag, @wellandgood + more. Speaker. Certified trainer/run coach. Fun-haver.
anti-blinding-headlig.. @BarneyRetina
152 Followers 429 Following Chief dimwit at https://t.co/wvLWHGKeH7 We must fight misinformation to solve the blinding headlight problem at its core. retweets ≠ endorsements
Overheard District @OverheardWDC
47K Followers 204 Following Overheards ≠ endorsements • Follow on Instagram (@overhearddistrict) • Use the link/DM for submissions
Emma O’Brien @emmaobrien1496
1K Followers 1K Following Current @DemGovs. Former @DerekSchmidtKS fan account. she/her
Ada Limón @adalimon
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Dexter Mayfield @Dex_Rated
3K Followers 1K Following What's up Y’all! We just out here vibin…That’s all 😎
Bri Gillis @Bgilly13
905 Followers 3K Following current: @NILCJusticeFund | past: @GiffordsCourage @ReproForAll @MarkUdall | personal musings and tweets
Tori Saylor @tori_saylor
8K Followers 4K Following digital @precisionstrat • alum: @P4AD_ @GovWhitmer @amprog @SwingLeft @GiffordsCourage • MS patient advocate • cat lady • opinions + sass are mine
Brandon DeMars @BrandonDeMarsMT
734 Followers 2K Following Interested in Montana, history, international relations, and sometimes looking at pictures of cool buildings. RTs ≠ endorsement
Jessica McClain @JessTonn
2K Followers 622 Following phx, az | 2:25:46 for 26.2 | Professional Marathoner for @brooksrunning | U.S. Olympic Marathon Team official alternate reporting for duty 🫡🇺🇸
Jonathan Gault @jgault13
31K Followers 2K Following Staff writer for @letsrundotcom | Runner, sports lover, and trivia enthusiast | 📬 [email protected]
The Lap Count | Track.. @TheLapCount
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Josh Cox @JoshCox
47K Followers 3K Following Believer. Husband. Sports Agent. NBC Sports. 50k US Record in ’09 &‘11. 4 Olympic Trials. 3 US National Teams. ⚾️ Coach. @Padres & @Raiders season ticket holder
Ali Feller @AliOnTheRun1
13K Followers 1K Following Host of the Ali on the Run Show podcast Freelance writer & editor Runner with Crohn's disease @nycmarathon & @bostonmarathon race announcer Mom to Annie
Chris Kirkwood @bluearrowMaps
3K Followers 972 Following KY/Hiking/Map guy. NKU '22. Pragmatic Progressive. Grad Student. He/him. Blue Ridge hype man. Atheist. Views my own. https://t.co/R1KBRF2X9u
Matthew Dalto @mpdalto
451 Followers 989 Following I’m mostly just here to retweet smarter people. When I’m not doing that, I work with health care data.
Dan Driscoll @dan_driscoll11
683 Followers 827 Following Currently: CM in OC | @DaveMinCA | Youngstown boy | "United we bargain / Divided we beg"
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Jennifer Senior @JenSeniorNY
47K Followers 2K Following Currently: Staff writer @theatlantic. Formerly: Columnist @nytopinion; daily book critic @nytimes. Author of All Joy and No Fun and On Grief. Wife, mom, etc.
If you want a deep dive into how dogs evolved to be companions to humans, and how Huskies are genetically one of the breeds closest to the wolves they evolved from, I wrote about it for @damemagazine damemagazine.com/2022/06/16/dog…
Also, if you want to know more about owning, I mean living with, a husky, I wrote about it here: brynntannehill.medium.com/17-things-you-…
Anyway, thanks for sitting through my kids and pets slide show. Give your furry friends some love and attention. As for me, I'll be spending my evening with my three mildly brain-damaged derpwolf housemates. 15/n
Which brings me back to Noem. For all the mayhem (and occasional dead possums and squirrels) these furry maniacs cause, it never once occurred to me to shoot them in the ****ing face. Like, never. Even when they've nearly gotten us in trouble with their issues. 13/n
I'm also sharing it because we work with dogs that people abandoned for behavioral issues, and that many professional dog trainers won't even waste their time on. We know a little bit about difficult dogs. 12/n
All of this is a very long winded introduction into my belief that pets are for life. We introduce our children to the cycles of life with them, along with empathy and responsibility. When you bring a pet into your home, it's a commitment to do everything you can for them. 11/n
But, he's a little like a special needs kid: you just have to accept his limitations, and don't put him in situations where he can't fail catastrophically. Set him up to succeed, make him feel safe and comfortable, and he'll be enforcing the cheese tax in no time. 10/n
@pwallinga This is my hell every time I pick up anything from the Messiah. I don't know how but I can never anticipate what's coming next.
@Klassical_Kat Counterpoint: instrumence are SUPPOSED to go fast. I am only made of meat
Such a ridiculous whitewashing of Soviet atrocities it makes me question anything this person has ever said
"How else could we have fought the Nazis?" Prof. Mearsheimer: "Well, if you look at how the Soviets fought, who were basically responsible for defeating the Nazis... there were no bombings of cities, no dropping of nuclear weapons."
bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
I’m driving to get my daughter from school when I hear my son in the back seat: My 10y old “hey siri, send Apple Pay request for $10 to dad” Me: what do you need that for? Son: “to see if he’ll send it & if he does, to go get snacks at the store”
I don't even know how to explain it but when my kid was being shouted at for the 4th time I sighed loudly and went to remove him. My step MIL asked "is rhett giving you anxiety?" No. Your husband who's yelling at my kid is giving me anxiety.
did not consider the downsides of replying to all the emails in my inbox, which is that people reply back, leading to even more emails
My kid is sleeping with me and he just said “mommy can we hold toes together” and I was like “no” because that’s fucking deranged and he said “no harm little baby”
Rose, at the car wash, realizing ITS OUR CAR IN THERE! HEY THATS OUR CAR!
sometimes I picture the way pigeons look at things out of one side of their face and laugh
"momther why..."
I’m single if you need a wife and step mother. Hello. My god.
Like father like daughter 😌
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