AltArea51 @AltArea51
Nevada, USA Joined January 2017-
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one time an alien succ my dick. it was real neat
Breaking: some hot and spicy news from our Great Leader @realDonaldTrump
This just in: aliens are real, they're super gay and they're rad as fuck!!!!
We can neither confirm nor deny that we're holding @meepthebird in an undisclosed location to save the #PuppyBowl from a radical feline plot
Sources inside the White House are claiming that @realDonaldTrump watches at least 5 hours of hentai daily, claiming that it's "art".
@ScienceMarchDC If you ARE going to bury the truth, do it in the middle of the Nevada desert. Don't ask us how we know... #squadgoals #truth
@AltNatParkSer Our official position is spooning, but we agree the Earth is getting warmer. #sciencematters #werethelittlespoon
oh shit. shit shit shit shit shit. new guy in charge is apparently having a random drug screening today. anyone got any clean piss? I'll pay
We at Area 51 do not support @realDonaldTrump claim that all illegal aliens are "scruffy nerf herders"
@realdonaldtrump has gone on record saying that all immigrants from the forest moon of Endor are "rapists and drug-dealers".....
@POTUS ordered a gag rule for us, but we're fans of that kind of thing 😉#freakinthesheets #science
We neither confirm nor deny our involvement in the Men in Black series..but we definitely had nothing to do with MIB II. #willsmith
#Science drives all progress, @POTUS It's also the reason I have an Andromedan parasite attached to my ear #resist #makeamericasmartagain
6 days in office and @POTUS refuses to comment on Galactus, devourer of Worlds. #Heisnigh #Trustusweknowwhatweretalkingabout
Confirmed: We are totally alone in the universe. #alternativefacts
our Great Leader @realDonaldTrump can totally be trusted. It's perfectly safe to let your guard down even for a second, peasants. @POTUS
@realdonaldtrump wants aliens out of the country. We neither confirm nor deny that they are even here. #nuthin2Chere
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