Alt Whitter @AltWhitter

Ich bin Schäfer der Papierjunge. Ich bin der Sohn Schillers, die goldenen Sterne auf dem tiefblauen Meer. Joined November 2012

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Alt Whitter @AltWhitter

4 years ago

@ScottEaglen 😁

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8 years ago

Bizmo Pangle.

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8 years ago

If Father Christmas knows the behavioural pattern of every child on earth, then he must have known Rudolph was being bullied, but did nothing about it. Cunt.

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8 years ago

I always suspected that Network Rail was run by demons.

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8 years ago

And then I told the Ham Inspectors 'Desist and depart this place, for our ham is THRICE marinaded.'

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8 years ago

@AudiUK @archieproudfoot More like took inspiration from the Porche 911

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8 years ago

@shitbarrister Cheers ta

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8 years ago

What're round and red With parents unwed? Cranberry bastards.

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@Arivatw only 2 carriages on the Penarth train when Cardiff City are at home. Dangerously overcrowded and now a 10 minute wait to buy tickets at Queen Street as the conductor couldn't get round on the train. Have you any plans to improve? This isn't acceptable.

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8 years ago

@WelshConserv So you want a free city for plastic? You need a hyphen if it's meant to be a compound adjective. Do you even read these things before you publish them?

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8 years ago

@TellMamaUK @StopFundingHate The Times used to be considered a bastion of decent, measured reporting, but now it's just dog-whistle, anti-Muslim, anti-european nonsense for Mail readers who aren't old enough to surrender to the Express.

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8 years ago

@vickimum61972 @pidge40 I've struggled with the grey monster all my life, always nice to see people up-front and positive about it.

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8 years ago

@ILovesTheDiff There are so many great places to eat in the 'diff, you'd be insane to go to such a mediocre, over-priced dump.

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8 years ago

@ThePoke Every time I walk through a railway station, there's a poster describing some shitfest in a theatre as a 'tour de force'.

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8 years ago

@themurenger Looking forward to catching up Rob, glad you've been mended!

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8 years ago

@themurenger Yay! That's cheery news indeed.

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8 years ago

@susie_dent I believe that this change in meaning is called amelioration.

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8 years ago

Hunt's a cunt and Kissinger was a murderer, but when will we acknowledge Churchil's genocide in India and take him off our fivers? Not to mention Kenya.