mems @AlwaysSpoopy

|| she/her || Ohio Joined June 2011

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

jeffree star killing yaks for the meat market is a pivot i genuinely did not see coming

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

4 years ago

Not excited about all the terrible Tiktok parody raps about slapping to the melody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song we’re gonna get

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mems @AlwaysSpoopy

4 years ago

None of the women I work with over-use exclamation points and honestly I love this energy for us.

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

4 years ago

actually my biggest fear about the apocalypse is probably just losing my glasses

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mems @AlwaysSpoopy

4 years ago

It’s honestly a miracle I haven’t been pulled into a cult yet. A manager told me one nice compliment today and now I’m like “I will go to the ends of the earth for her”

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McElroy for WV @McElroyForWV

4 years ago

My name is Dr. Sydnee Smirl McElroy and I am excited to announce today my candidacy for the WV House of Delegates 26th District. bit.ly/3ssB0Vl

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mems @AlwaysSpoopy

4 years ago

It took a month but someone finally called me Emily at work

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

4 years ago

I think it's important to preserve this for posterity so no one takes anything this man says seriously ever again.

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maria🦝 @mariamainmo

4 years ago

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

4 years ago

You can’t ban books and then scream about cancel culture.

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My favorite adult thing is when all your friends simultaneously drop off the face of the earth during November and December then by January you all go “hey I haven’t seen you in forever, here’s a whole life rundown and a candle I bought you for Christmas 3 months ago”

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jj d☭mon married to the game (and my wife) @JJDemonic

4 years ago

ohio just changed their food assistance requirements to include 35 hrs of “volunteer work” a month to receive your $200 in food. this is done for the sole purpose of kicking people off that can’t comply. when politicians brag about getting people “off food stamps”, they did this.

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Kar @karlogan_

4 years ago

Degrassi heard all the Euphoria chatter and said lemme show y’all who the bad bitch is 😭

Actually HBO Max @StreamOnMax

4 years ago

Degrassi heard all the Euphoria chatter and said lemme show y’all who the bad bitch is 😭

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B @Breliloquy

4 years ago

Offices got special air? Next they're gonna be like "COVID unable to infect humans between 9am and 5pm M-F"

New York Post @nypost

4 years ago

Offices got special air? Next they're gonna be like "COVID unable to infect humans between 9am and 5pm M-F"

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Alex Danvers @AlexDanvers2017

4 years ago

Oh hell no.

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Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch

4 years ago

i am begging you people to read another book. literally any book.

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bijan @bijanstephen

4 years ago

insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test

Wario64 @Wario64

4 years ago

insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test