MeL Ritter @AmorousObserver
→ Your pain ain't love. facebook.com/carnal.demon Wallingford, CT USA Joined April 2009-
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Does Doritos have a murder/suicide flavor?
I'm gonna lure this bitch into my bed and then skullfuck her with a knife.
This mosquito bite on my foot is driving over the edge. ><
If I don't update again for a week or two, I checked myself into the hospital to save me from myself.
-sigh- Thanks for opening your mouth
"That would be the sexiest Finnish man in existence. I'd hit it with the fury of an angry god, mom. YOU HEAR ME!? AN ANGRY GOD!"
Love's the funeral of hearts and an ode to cruelty
Sparks will fly, Beneath the luna light, Lazarus at Frankenstein's, Babe I'll be a flat-liner for a, Heartkiller...
Day one: Awesome. Day two can't come fast enough.
Off to bed before a 72 hour escape from reality. Oh beautiful delusion.
I'm so very done with everything, it's not even funny. I swear, one more thing this week and I'm quitting life.
@KittyKatBytes_ Well good luck and more power to you, hon. If you can whip their asses into shape, I'll bake you cookies. <3
Why do I even bother? Huge argument and then back to the same old routine. What the fuck... Only so much I can take of that.
@KittyKatBytes_ You don't want to be a Wallingford cop. They're sexist as fuck. And bigots.
Ugh, here it comes... Can I please go back to that numb feeling I had yesterday? I prefer it over my chest physically aching.
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