Infamous Quotes @AnInfamousQuote
Tweeting the most famous quotes that you've never heard of from the most influential people in history. Submit ideas here: [email protected] Joined October 2012-
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'Nah, fuck it. Cba this year.' - Santa Claus
'And now you're just somebody that we used to know.' - Earth's population to Gotye
'Hmm, maybe I SHOULD tone down the explosions...' - Michael Bay
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'Nobody's perfect.' - Nobody's mother
'I do wish I'd stop getting blamed for everything.' - The Boogie
'A blowjob a day keeps the beatings away.' - Chris Brown
'Most kids ask for their first bicycle for Christmas, whereas this J. Bieber keeps asking for their first menstrual cycle.' - Santa
'I'm glad you asked that question, because I'd like to talk about something completely unrelated.' - Mitt Romney
'I THROW MY WAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES. SAYING AY-YO, WHERE'D MY NOSE GO?' - Lord Voldemort
'Why do they call it seafood? I couldn't see shit.' - Helen Keller
'English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?!' - William Shakespeare
'Don't let the opinions of others stop you from doing the things you love.' - Adolf Hitler
'I have a dream that one day there shall be a weight restriction on leggings.' - Martin Luther King
'Brb, guys. I think someone's at the door.' - Osama Bin Laden
'YOU GOT ME THE WHITE IPHONE WHEN I ASKED FOR THE BLACK?! I HATE YOU, DAD.' - Jesus
'Sneeze on me again and I swear to God I'll cut you.' - Mother Teresa
'And God said to Moses, "Come forth and win my love". But Moses came 5th and won a toaster.' - The Bible
'Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!' - Pope Benedict XVI
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