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Here’s @jimmykimmel’s full monologue from last night's show. This made me laugh hysterically *and* brought tears to my eyes. Kimmel is funny but he's also a good person who shows a lot of compassion as well as a solid understanding of free speech. Enjoy! And welcome back, Jimmy!
How to pronounce acetaminophen: ree-LEESE thuh EPP-steen FYLES
h/t @adolfelmer (x.com/adolfelmer/sta…) "Fixed it"
h/t @adolfelmer (x.com/adolfelmer/sta…) "Fixed it" https://t.co/ia6IkVJfQf
Jimmy Kimmel's full monologue tonight
@CalltoActivism Women - there is self-determination. YOU do the research, YOU can discuss with YOUR doctor, and YOU make the decision.
@CalltoActivism It’s fucking madness! This regime is a clear and present danger.
Did you know there is a very real thing called - water intoxication
Did you know there is a very real thing called - water intoxication
Why the brand name Tylenol? It’s acetaminophen and many companies make it - it’s available as a generic as wel!
Why the brand name Tylenol? It’s acetaminophen and many companies make it - it’s available as a generic as wel!
pitiful demagogic wanna-be
The Trump administration’s abrupt decision to slap a $100,000 fee on H-1B visas has stunned and confused employers, students and workers from the United States to India and beyond. So what is the H-1B visa, and what impact will Trump’s crackdown on it have?
First truckload of anti-scale riot fencing arriving near the White House today. Not sure why at this time.
“AI verification system”? WHAT? “I'm announcing today that my administration will lead an international effort to enforce biological weapons convention. Which is going to be meeting with the top leaders of the world by pioneering an AI verification system that everyone can…
🚨BREAKING: In a staggering lie, Karoline Leavitt claims Trump has secured "nearly $9 trillion" in investment to the US. That’s larger than the GDP of every nation on earth except the U.S. and China. It’s not just false - it’s cartoonishly stupid.
you fool - you’ve ended nothing and pretty sure the Nobel committee doesn’t reward a madman sending armed masked men into communities & military being set upon citizens - you know, kinda like Russia and North Korea - what a fucking buffoon
you fool - you’ve ended nothing and pretty sure the Nobel committee doesn’t reward a madman sending armed masked men into communities & military being set upon citizens - you know, kinda like Russia and North Korea - what a fucking buffoon
Q: There's a statement by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists saying acetaminophen remains a safe trusted option for pain relief during pregnancy. That's at odds with what you said. Trump: That's the establishment. They're funded by lots of different groups.…
Ha - so Rubio just admired that it’s up to Russia to end the war - finally a germ of truth from this administration!
Ha - so Rubio just admired that it’s up to Russia to end the war - finally a germ of truth from this administration!
Trump: "We're getting rid of the falsely named 'renewables.' By the way, they're a joke, they don't work. They're too expensive, they're not strong enough to fire up the plants that you need to make your country great. The wind doesn't blow, those big windmills are so pathetic…
As I said - does this administration want to pull a mob-like extortion effort for pharmaceutical Tylenol maker or is one of his buddies, may. Oz coming out with their own version - health walks when only money talks!
As I said - does this administration want to pull a mob-like extortion effort for pharmaceutical Tylenol maker or is one of his buddies, may. Oz coming out with their own version - health walks when only money talks!
@SpencerHakimian "Someone" could have profited "bigly" off the dip in $KVUE stock if they knew this was coming. I wonder how many investors lost money because of this nonsense. Hopefully @kenvue will file the appropriate lawsuit. @AOC's bill prohibiting members of congress from trading…

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